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Date Posted: 23:15:15 06/02/02 Sun
Author: The Beast
Author Host/IP: 1Cust97.tnt1.minneapolis.mn.da.uu.net / 67.250.208.97
Subject: The Beast is prepares for Monday Night Massacre. Everone Read, this masterpiece deserves it.



The scene opens to show The Beast walking outside on the streets of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma dressed in his usual attire of his black workout pants with two white stripes running down the sides, his black boots, his black oakleys and his 'I am an official Beast fan!' shirt. The Beast is walking around checking out the town when suddenly a young child comes running up to The Beast.

Kid:" Beast, Beast can I have your autograph?"

The Beast:" Sure think kid. You got a piece of paper and a pen?"

Kid:" Yeah I do, will you please make it out to Timmy, your biggest fan?"

The Beast:" No problem. Anything else you want me to write?"

Kid:" Yeah write about how you think I am the coolest and that you look forward to wrestling me in the ring."

The Beast laughs as he gets a kick out of this. The Beast writes what the kid wants then hands the paper to the kid.

Kid:" Thanks."

The Beast:" No problem, hey do you want to do me a favor?"

Kid:" Yeah no problem."

The Beast:" Can you tell me where I can find WAX?"

Kid:" Wax?"

The Beast:" Yeah WAX."

Kid:" Yeah I guess. This way."

The Beast follows the kid around as the kid drags The Beast throught the streets untill after about ten minutes the kid stops in from of a giant factory.

Kid:" This is the biggest Wax factory in the state."

The Beast:" Thanks. Well see ya around there kid."

The kid runs off and The Beast walks into the building. Once in it the cameras show hundreds a machines at work building numerous things out of wax. The cameras show candles, sculptures and wax paper. But out of everything in the store only one thing captures The Beast's attention. A life size wax sculpture of a man. The Beast walks up to the wax sculpture and turns towards the cameras.

The Beast:" Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce you to my opponent on Monday Night....WAX! Now even though it may look strange on your televisions I promise you that this is actualy WAX. There is nothing fake about him, this man is WAX and no one can deny it. Here let me give you an example."

The Beast motions for a guy to walk over to him. The man walks right up to The Beast.

The Beast:" Now sir, have we ever met before this?"

Man:" Umm no we have not."

The Beast:" Look at this man, is there anything about this that would make you think that this man is not WAX."

Man:" No, there is nothing like that."

The Beast:" So you are telling me that this man is indeed WAX."

Man:" Yes I would have to agree with that."

The Beast:" You would have to agree with what?"

Man:" That this man is WAX."

The Beast:" Thank you sir. Ladies and Gentlemen, you have heard it with your own ears. This man is indeed WAX. The man that will defeat me tomarrow and will take the Tag team championships from me and AntiMatter. This is the man that thinks that he can defeat me and will take my world Championship a week from Monday. This is the man who was the former Tag Team Champion."

The Beast turns and looks at the wax sculpture straight in the eye.

The Beast:" Do you think that you scare me WAX? Do you think that all your mind tricks will work on me WAX? HELL NO THEY WONT. You don't get it WAX, I invented mind games in this business. You step into that ring with me and I will start playing with your head. There is nothing that you can do to prevent me from mentaly and physicaly destroying you in that ring. I will take you out from head to toe, and when I am done with that I will take a crap on whatever I leave behind. Do you understand what I am saying WAX. I am on a whole nother level higher then you in this business. You see you are what the business calls a second rate wrestler. Yeah you may be good in the lower federations, but you have nothing in you when you fight a top level wrestler. That is what I am WAX. I am a top level wrestler, I have been a world champion in federations that you couldn't even make it into. I have not even began to work on you yet WAX, you have no idea exactly how powerfull I am. I have just been ding baby stuff with you untill now. I have just been messing with you. I have been toying with you, so see exactly how much skill you had, and to be honest you have greatly dissapointed me. To think that you think you can get away with those two minute interviews and be able to defeat me really dissapionts me. I have only begun with my abilities, I have a pocketfull of skill and I have only pulled out a one. I still have the benjamens of skill sitting in my pocket. And you know what? You made me pull out the Thomas. You know what, I bet you dont even understand what I am talking about due to the fact that you havent even gotten a high school diploma. You are just sitting there with a blank stare on your face wondering what I am talking about. Don't worry though WAX, there are plenty like you. For example your partner Vegas Big Shot. Now you two are supposed to be the top contenders in this federation, and yet all you can do is walk around talking about how I am some F*beep*cking blue man in a cartoon show. Well if that is what you call wrestling abilities then I am amused. YOu have shown me nothing that is skill. The only ting that you have done that has impressed me is to actualy convince yourself that you can beat me. Do you think that I won the World Championship within two weeks of joining this fed just because I was lucky? Hell I won the Tag titles from Maniac Attack by myself. And if I am right they are the two that took the championships away from you. So if you think logicaly then how could I lose to a team that lost to a team that I beat by myself, and I even have a decent Tag Team partner now. How do you think I can lose to you two. If you have indeed convinced yourself that I am going to lose to you then you have writtin your execution. I will be your Judge and Jury, and I can tell you rite now that you have lost your case. You were doomed the second that you challenged me to a match. I hope you are ready to be himuliated in from of the World of Wrestling, because I am going to tear you two apart. I am going to put each one of you in your noose and then I will kick the buckets out from under you. Say goodbye to the business Alpha Males, cuz when I am done with you two you will never want to show your faces in this sport again. Start singing the song boys, is goes something like this."

The Beast relaxes his neck and begins to sing.

The Beast:" Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GoodBye. Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GoodBye. Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GoodBye."

The Beast regains his composure and looks back at the wax body. The Beast notices something in the background and breaks into a laugh.

The Beast:" Sorry, how rude of me I should meet your parents before I destroy you in the ring."

The Beast lifts the Wax man and walks him to a place where there is two more sculptures of people.

The Beast:" So these must be your parents. Well Wax, you should introduce me to them...Ok so your Dad is named Waxter, and your mom is named Waxina. Well hello you two, sorry I have to destroy your son and all in the ring, but yeah that is business. So did you two have any other children? No? so Wax has no brothers or sisters then?...He does?...Your his sister also? Well that explains alot? What was I thinking, this is Oklahoma, this stuff is acceptable here. Well it was nice to meet you. Goodbye.

The Beast walks out of the building and the cameras fade out and go into a break.

Break

The scene returns and the camera shows a large limo pulling into the arena that will be holding Monday Night's event. The Limo comes to a stop and the driver opens the door and walks out heading towards theback of the limo. The driver opens the door and immedeatly the music comes blasting through the limo. 'CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT. SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING, DONT GIVE A F*beep*CK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING!' Last Resort by Papa Roach hits the night air as The Beast steps out of the Limo and lets the driver close the door. The fans in the arena watching a house show immedeatly scream in exitment as they see the XCW's people Champion step into their apperance. The Beast waits as the driver goes to the back of the car and open the trunk. The driver pulls out two championships and hands them to The Beast. The Beast hold a championship in each hand and then walks into the arena. The cameras notice that the sky is night meaning that it has indeed been quite some time since the apperance of The Beast at Oklahoma City. The Beast walks by a gaurd who nods at The Beast. The Beast continues on his way and walks into the backstage area. The Beast walks up to the back of the titantron where the wrestlers make their entrance. There The Beast walks up to the man in control of the music.

The Beast:” Hit My music."

Music Man:” No Problem.”

The Music man hits The Beast's music. The cameras change to show the thousands in attendance that have been watching what has been going on with The Beast. The lights dim and the music hits. A solid guitar solo plays over the P.A System until suddenly the solid vocals of Godsmack’s lead vocalist blasts over the system ‘ I…STAND ALONE!…INSIDE I….STAND ALONE!’ Stand Alone by Godsmack plays over the system while the crowd anxiously awaits the arrival of The Beast. After a few seconds The Beast walks into view of the thousands in attendance to a huge ovation. The Beast looks into the crowd and notices that just over half of the fans in the arena are wearing 'I am an official Beast fan!' shirt. The Beast walks down the ramp with confidence. About half way done the ramp a huge explosion of red and gold pyro shoots off from the side of the ramp. Also several fireworks come shooting down from the top of the ceiling straight towards The Beast only to hit the ramp right behind The Beast causing a huge explosion of deafening sound. The Beast slides into the ring and climbs a turnbuckle raising his two titles into the air. Thousands of camera flashes go off from the crowd. The Beast hops down and walks over the opposite turnbuckle and does the same thing. After this The Beast hops down and sets the titles on the grownd and gets a mic to speak with. The Beast raises the mic to his mouth but waits to speak due to the fact that the crowd is already in a massive chant for The Beast. Once the crowd dies down in volume The Beast begins to speak.

The Beast:” Tommarow Night I will go into a Tag Team match with some wrestlers that haven't earned the opportunity he is about to get. I will defend one half of the Tag team championship along with AntiMatter in a Tag Team match against the Alpha Males? Now this confuses me, because the way I see it I am facing a guy that is made out of candles, a guy that is an obsessed gambler, and together they like to spell or something. Now I dont know if things has changed that quickly but the last time I checked Teachers dont run the wrestling business so I don't know what is going on with these guys. But I can't change the fact that this match is happening so I am going to say sorry to all the Alphabet fans out there, which judging by shirts I would have to say woudl be seldom few. But for the two or three out there I would just like to say that I am sorry in advance for the beating that I am going to give to these two. I seriously am just going to destroy these two in the ring and I will make sure that they don't leave unless it is on a strechor. I will hit Beast Bites on them, I will put them in Beast Ankle locks, I will do whatever I can do to make sure that they don't leave on their free will, yet alone with the Tag Team Championships. You see AntiMatter and I are going to teach these wrestlers that we are the top dogs in this business. Now I heard the rumors that some time ago in the distant past that these two have actualy held the Tag Titles, but let me ask you two something, if that rumor is true, which I highly dought. Then that dosen't mean Sh*beep*t now, you see I wasn't in the federation when you won the championships. So don't go around talking all bad like you did something special. Becasue that means nothing now. You may HAVE been the champion, but I AM the Champion. You lost the title and I won it. As I said before, you might as well start packing now because once I destroy you in the ring then I might as well write your resignation papers since I know that you will not be able to physicaly do it yourselves since you will be in a full bady cast. So out of pity I have decided to send you two off by dedicating this next song to you. All right now everyone get your singing voices ready."

The Beast once again clears his throught and begins to sing.

The Beast:"Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GoodBye."

The crowd joins the Beast in singing.

The Beast and crowd:" Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GoodBye. Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GoodBye. Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GoodBye. Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GoodBye. Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GoodBye. Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GoodBye. Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GoodBye. Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GoodBye. Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GoodBye."

Suddenly the lights dim and WAX's them music hits the P.A system and the crowd leaps in exitment knowing that business is about to pick up. The crowd waits for a lond time then suddenly WAX appears under the Titantron. WAX begins to walks down the stage but then wait, it isn't WAX, no. Clearly everyone can tell that it is just AntiMatter dressed as WAX, which gives everyone in the crowd a kick. "WAX" walks down to the ring and slides in. "WAX" gets on his hands and knees right in front of The Beast and starts bowing at The Beast's feet.

The Beast:" Well well well, if it isn't WAX. Get up, I know that you are not worthy but you dont have to embarass yourself in front of everyone."

"WAX":" Th..Thank you B..Beast. S..S..Sorry I am so ner..nervous. It i..i..is just th..that I have never been so sc..sc..sc..scared in my life."

The Beast:" Ohh its ok WAX, I would be scared if I were you to. I mean look at who you have to face tomarrow right here in the middle of the ring."

"WAX":" I Kn..know. Look at yo..you. You have to be the mo..mo..most pow..pow..power..powerfull man in the world. And not to sou..sound gay, but yo..your phy..ph.. phys..physical build is awe...awe..awesome."

The Beast:" No its ok, I understand how you feel, I mean look at this body."

The Beast takes off his shirt and throws it into the crowd and flexes causing all the females in the crowd to scream and cheer.

The Beast:" Now tell me WAX, why do you think that you can beat me in the ring?"

"WAX:" Well to be hon..honest, I don't think I can, it is all just an act. I am scared that I will never get to kiss my mother/ sister goodbye ever again. And she is pregnant with my future child."

The Beast:" Man that has to be hard, to know that you will miss out on your childs life, the birth, the youth years, and his or her graduation from 'special school'. To see you child go on to hopefully make it to management position at the local McDonalds."

"WAX":" I know (begins to cry) It is so hard. there is only one thing I can think of saying to them right now."

The Beast:" Go ahead and say it to them. They deserve to hear it."

Antimatter..I mean WAX clears his throught and begins to sing.

"WAX":" Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GoodBye."

The Beast joins in with the wannabe WAX.

The Beast and "WAX":" Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GoodBye."

The crowd joins in.

The Beast, "WAX" and the crowd:" Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GoodBye. Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GoodBye. Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GoodBye. Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GoodBye."

The lights dim again and Vegas Big Shot's them music hits the P.A system and the crowd goes wild once again. But Vegas Big Shot dosen't step out, no instead is it a midget...I mean a "Small Person" dressed as a card dealer at a casino walks out and walks towards the ring. The 'Small Person' struggles but gets into the ring and gets a mic to speak with.

Minature version of V.B.S:" Hey man I have heard everything that you have said about my partner and me and even though it is true it hurts me in side. I would like an appology."

The Beast:" An appology? Well I guess you deserve that. I will give you an appology, I am sorry for what I am going to do to the two of you tomarrow in the middle of the ring."

Minature version of V.B.S:" Yeah I did deserve that one. Also I think you should appologise to our families who will not be able to fully communicate with us ince you are through with us since you will put us in a coma for a few weeks at least."

The Beast:" Yeah that is true I would also like to apologise for that right now. Anything else."

Minature version of V.B.S:" No I think that covers it all me and "WAX" can leave now."

"WAX":" Whoa whoa whoa, there is still one thing that we need to do."

The Beast:" And what is that?"

"WAX":" We need to all sing the farwell song."

The Beast:" Alright on the count of three. 1...2...3.

The Beast, "WAX", the minature version of V.B.S and the crowd sing:" Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GoodBye. Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GoodBye. Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GoodBye. Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GoodBye. Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GoodBye. Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GoodBye. Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GoodBye. Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GoodBye."

The Beast's music hits the P.A system and everyone in the ring walks off towards the backstage area having the cameras go into a commercial break.

Commercial Break

The scene returns to show The Beast walking out of the Presidents office. The Beast looks up and sees the camera and stops to speak.

The Beast:" Oh hey WAX something just happened that I think that you should be informed on, well I tried to get out of it but I couldn't. The prez. says that our one on one match for my title sceduled a week from Monday is cancled since the President is awarding me with an all expence paid vacation to anywhere I choose starting on this wednesday with me returning around the 16th, which is just enough time for me to wrestle in the King of the Ring tournement, which I right now declare that I will be participating in. So sorry WAX that you are not good enough. Tough luck."

The Beast walks off towards the backtage area and heads towards the locker room section. The Beast walks up to his room and opens the door and closes it leaving the camera behind him. The camera looks up and fades out with the sign saying 'THE BEAST' in the center of the camera while the cameras fade out.

static.



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