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Date Posted: 18:13:36 06/03/02 Mon
Author: Hardcore Vegas Big Shot
Author Host/IP: tampappp297.net.usf.edu / 131.247.174.11
Subject: Pay attention Big Show

Vegas Big Shot is walking backstage when the coach stops him

Coach: Vegas could I have a moment of your time?

VBS: I got an important match tonight coach, what do you need?

Coach: It has come to our attnetion you are interested in the XCW hardcore title. In fact the reprocussions are still being felt from you promo last week where you smashed a barded wire baseball bat across your own forehead to prove you are hardcore.

VBS: yeah so whats your point? Look WAx and I need out Celestial Seasonings Orange Tea before our match. Hurry up.

Coach: After your match tonight are you going to persue the XCW Hardcore Title?

Vegas looks around and sees a pot of boiling hot coffee. Vegas grabs the pot and pours it over his own head

Vegas: Wooooooo now thats some good coffee. Needs a little sugar but still some good coffee.

Coach: Oh my goodness, that was boiling hot coffee

Vegas: BIG SHOW! If that ain't hardcore I'll kiss your ass. This you can bet on.

Vegas walks off with hot coffee dripping from his body

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