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Subject: Re: Shnoway's Reports... Author: Shnowayowayway (Clicking beak) [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 29/11/06 4:53:32am In reply to: Shnowaywoway 's message, "Shnoway's Reports..." on 18/11/06 4:18:42am Shnoway's more later reports are as follows... Sunday 22nd of September: 6:00 : Woke up and clicked beak indignantly. 8:00 : Proceeded on claws to Ministry of Magic. 3:00 : Found this to be a stupid idea and decided to fly. Feathers were ruffled also. 3:30 : Was captured by a overgrown anus and was unable to resist it's vaccumm. The anus in question belonged to 'It-Which-Can-Not-Be-Named-Because-It's-Too-Fat'. Only Harry, who was undoubtly so brave and noble to do so, could call It-Which-Can-Not-Be-Named-Because-It's-Too-Fat it's real name. It's true, given name, was "Fatty-fat-fat". Many a wizard did not dare speak it's name, as they feared the same burden of such an abundance of fat would exist upon their body. 3:40 : After identifing the anus in question, proceeded to exit, which proved to be a very mundane task indeed. This of course, called for a good beak clicking. 4:00 : After exitting the anus of It-Which-Can-Not-Be-Named-Because-It's-Too-Fat went to a familiar sign post and ruffled feathers. 4:00 : Problem occurs. A wing feather is out of place due to excessive amounts of feather ruffling. Unable to proceed to Ministry of Magic. 5:00 : Still remaining on sign post. Indignation is growing. 6:00 : Waiting on sign. 7:00 : Attacked by a feathery little git, feather was put back into place and flying was now possible. 8:00 : Sudden change of heart. Another piece of dried up old owl shit was to be pecked. .... To be continued. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]