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Date Posted: 20:16:34 10/15/04 Fri
Author: The Serpent
Subject: Take a Bite Out Of crime.

McGruff The Crime Dog

Thank you, Osama
You are the savior
Of our economy today
Now that the dot coms
Choked on their stock frauds
Goldmine's Homeland Security

Why not hire half the country
To spy on the other half?
No more unemployment
Or privacy enjoyment
Think of the dividends

Who can we trust?
We trust McGuff
The Crime Dog!
Our O.G. TV Narc

Since you've excepted
Being drug tested
At work, at school,
At play, at home
You'll each rejoice
At your new companion
Who follows you
Everywhere you go

Always dressed in a trenchcoat
And a McGruff doggie mask
You never know who they are
Because you know better
Than to ask!

Who can we trust?
We trust McGruff
The Crime Dog!
Total Awareness

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows when you've been bad or good
So be good for the sake of McGruff

Your guardian angel
In a doggie mask

In bed while you're asleep
No home invasion
Beside you when you get it on
No date rape

Stick a thumptack in your ass
When you're slacking on the job
Together we will protect
Our way of life

Report all suspicious activity
Turn in your friends
Keep your home terrorist free

Take a Bite Out Of Crime

Just think of me as part of your future

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