The Moral Majority Mind Police. -- Final End

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Date Posted: 18:19:27 02/08/05 Tue
Author: The Serpent
Subject: The Moral Majority Mind Police.

The title is also a link about the plethysmograph.

Plethysmograph

If Stewart talked, what would he say?
Enough to keep you here ten more years
Where we zap you with our 'therapy'
Throw the switch on your fantasies

With our little electronic ring
Clamped around your love thing
Flash you pictures, Clock Work Orange-style
Let's see what makes Stewart smile

Zap! Yow! Try not to expand
Zap! Yow! Don't trip the Plethysmograph

If the machine catches you erect
Ain't no way you're getting outta here
Back to aversion therapy

As we watch our toys watch you

Flood your face with ammonia gas
And the scent of rotting placentas
Little electronic shock or two
This is how we cure you

Zap! Yow! Don't let it expand
Zap! Yow! Can't trick the Plethysmograph

::

Little girls and boys
Panties passed their thighs
Try not to rise -- 3 strokes you're out!

Comely amputees
Scratch themselves for fleas
Down in Muscle Beech -- 3 strokes you're out!

Grand Wizard Newt
In a sailor suit
Dancing with a flute -- 3 strokes you're out!

Brazilian babes
Titties made of clay
Spread their waxy legs
For Great Danes!

::

Who invents this stuff?
Do their kids join cults?
What do they fantasize
To get themselves off?

'Spanky' the Clown got it all wrong
He should've joined the Vice Squad

In the name of correction
We play with all we want

"Nothing is private any more"
"Lie detectors were never this fun"
Says the Attorney General man
As he ends the morning prayer meeting

Back to his office for the electronic ring
Clamps it on his sinful thing
Rewind the tape, "let me see some more"
So I can feel my Eagle Soar!

Zap! Zap! He's speaking in tongues
Zap! Zap! Now he can't shut it off
Zap! Zap! Crashing through the glass
Zap! Zap! Praise the Plethysmograph!

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