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Date Posted: 10:54:59 01/14/02 Mon
Author: AL JAHANAM
Subject: BREAKING NEWS

Paris, Paris has just been colonised by New Malaysia.

A special group of 6 secret agents lead by Raja Harris managed to colonised most part of France. Raja Harris was able to penetrate the presidential palace of Jacq Chirac (betul ke spelling tu??) and asked him if he didn't mind handing over the rule of France to the government of New Malaysia. The president said ( in a french accent )" ho.. ho... hoooo... no I dun't mind if you want to take over France. All i want in return is a date with that malaysian singer.... what is her name?...... oh yes, Siti NorHaliza". Raja Harris replyed " No problem".
As of tomorrow, Paris will be know as "Haris". And Siti Nor Haliza will become Mrs Chirac. All for the good of the nation.
Tun Munchkin will choose the next country to be colonised. Raja Harris suggested France because he wanted to be able to disband the French Football Association. This is so that Zinadine Zidane can play for New Malaysia Football team.

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