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Date Posted: 00:19:13 06/17/00 Sat
Author: anonymous reporter
Subject: HOT OF THE PRESS

Kuala Lumpur, DYMM Yang Di Pertuan Agong Raja Harris made a public announcement at his residence here early this morning. He has checked with his sources and the votes are indeed not true, Raja Harris was voted number two most handsome man in the world with some other bloke being voted number one. The anonymous reporter had made a mistake and would like to set the record straight.
When asked to comment about the allegation that questions his sovereignity. He said that he is indeed of royal blood of the territory of 32 Lorong Beluntas Satu.
In other news today the Prime Minister's Department (JPM) has been accused of receiving bribes, slander and countless acts of debauchery. the main focus was Tun Munchkins, who was involved in all of the crimes mentioned above. Tun Munchkin has confessed that he has had numerous affairs outside his marriage with countless men and wild life.Because of these crimes, Tun Munchkin has been voted the most sialest and burukest person in the world. Tun Munchkin will be striped of his Tun-ship and will now work for Raja Harris as his kuli batak anjing.- NST

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