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Date Posted: 17:25:48 06/20/00 Tue
Author: BERITA TERKINI-TV3
Subject: SHORTEST RULING PERIOD

KUALA LUMPUR- Tun Bani now holds the world record for the shortest ruling period in the world after taking over from DYMMMMM Sultan Raja Tun Tan Sri Datuk Patinggi Komeng for only two hours. After Tun Bani B.U.D.U.B.U.S.U.K was crowned as ruler of Malaysia there was a big riot in Kuala Lumpur. The citizens of Malaysia urged Tun Bani to step down from the throne because he was to ugly to become King. When interviewed most of the people said they were embarresed to have such an ugly person as their King and hope that DYMM Sultan Raja Tun Tan Sri Datuk Patinggi Komeng will once more be crowned King. After hearing the peoples words, Tun Bani B.U.D.U.B.U.S.U.K. was in great shock and tried to kill himself by drinking clorox bleach. His efforts however was in vain as he drank the wrong bottle and ended up drunk with samsu. Later that evening DYMM Sultan Raja Tun Tan Sri Datauk Komeng G.E.M.P.A.K.G.I.L.A.B.A.B.I. was again crowned King and is the rightful ruler of Malaysia. Tun Bani will be stripped off his Tunship and will be known only as Bani B.U.D.U.B.U.S.U.K. and will be banished from Malaysia. He also did not actually win any handsomest man competition, as he bribed all those people to say it.

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