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Date Posted: 02:10:47 01/01/03 Wed
Author: 你估下先?
Subject: 大家都好犀利wor,差唔多俾你地估中晒
In reply to:   's message, "Re: 我又玩下先" on 01:17:16 01/01/03 Wed

1.知唔知雞旦一打幾多隻???答案:而家咁既時勢,邊度有足十二隻架,唔信大家落去路下雜貨舖睇下!so 係<12

2.有一隻船限坐十個乘客,當坐左九個乘客後,有一個大肚婆上船後無幾耐隻船行行下就沈左啦,y???答案:有十個人坐船,但好多人企係度,架船超載,所以...............

3點解歐陽小姐結婚後不肯冠以夫姓,點解呢????答案:佢係『同志』.....

4.公仔佬係4a班房講笑話,點解成班4a都無人笑既????答案:4a班房果d人唔係4a班既!!!!!(最容易既一個)

5.如果你係好近既距離見到你既仇人(你好憎佢,佢又好憎你)仆左落地,第一時間要做d咩????答案:即刻閃,最好佢見你唔到,唔係實俾人屈,砌生豬肉!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[> [> [> 哇,呢條友好賴皮 -- 好彩我冇答, 02:31:00 01/01/03 Wed

1,不知所謂既答案,=你講哂,擺明有人答岩左(一打就碎),出題條
木咀係度賴皮
2,呢個仲白痴,你一定唔係理科架喇,一個人企係度原來會
重過坐係度
3,咩答案黎架?呢題你作架咋?

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[> [> [> [> 哇,呢條友盲架(睜大你隻死人眼睇清楚啦) -- 好激氣既你估下先?, 03:24:22 01/01/03 Wed

呢間係正常學校,唔係盲人學校呀,拎番你隻屎眼同狗眼出黎睇清楚啦,第一題我係話唔夠十二隻,無話過一隻都無呀,你隻眼係咪真係有病呀!同埋唔係打爛晒呀!!
第二題你就盲得仲離譜,人地盲都有個過譜,你就盲到離晒大譜,我係話隻船限坐十人,但係除左果十個人之外,仲有d人企左係隻船度呀,識唔識超載點解呀,你估你真係岩岩係火星落黎咩,你小學幾多年級,超載都唔識解,你讀咁耐讀屎片架咩???
原來d IQ題唔作得架咩,你唔鍾意答可以唔答,你嘈咩呀??咩叫做創作呀,就係因為有d你咁思想低能既人,扼殺創意由是產生!!!!!!

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[> [> [> [> Re: 哇,呢條友好賴皮 -- 小劍仙, 06:33:11 01/01/03 Wed

唔該你話人前睇清楚先啦低b仔~
唔睇清楚個答案係度嘈~
佢係話有10個人坐左係度~之後仲有人企左上去呀!!!
唔係話d人"企"重過"坐"呀!!!
用下腦啦~~睇唔清楚係度串人!!
你隻眼生左係屎忽呀!?!?!?

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[> [> [> 如果大家覺得太簡單既話,呢度就有d真係難到出汁,係真係需要大家既理性和數學常識架 -- 你估下先?, 02:57:24 01/01/03 Wed

1.這裡有兩個樽,一個容量是三加侖,一個五加侖,而且並沒刻度數,請問如何找到四加侖水呢???

2.係某一個好落後既國家中既監獄裡面,有一個獄長就信佛,逢初一十五就會放一個終身監禁既犯人,佢每次就搵四個犯人,每人都要戴上一頂帽,分別有黑白兩種色,邊個估中自己頂帽係咩顏色既話就可以走,但係如果一估錯既就要死!!
首先,將一個犯人放入一間密室中,與外界是完全隔絕,呢個係死梗既,唔係點你地;其餘果三個犯人就向著密室,如下圖

a>b>c ll d

假設a同c都係戴白帽,b同d係戴黑帽,而ll係代表密室既門,再一次澄清,密室中既人係見唔到外界既,而密室外既人亦見唔到裡面,請問邊個犯人可以唔駛死呢???點解呢????
係真係好理性既IQ問題,唔係捉字蝨架!!!!!!!請花小小心思!!!!

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[> [> [> [> Re: 如果大家覺得太簡單既話,呢度就有d真係難到出汁,係真係需要大家既理性和數學常識架 -- 全, 04:05:03 01/01/03 Wed

>1.這裡有兩個樽,一個容量是三加侖,一個五加侖,而且並沒刻度
>數,請問如何找到四加侖水呢???
ans1: 開水喉
ans2: 2X(5-3)

>2.係某一個好落後既國家中既監獄裡面,有一個獄長就信佛,逢?>鴗@十五就會放一個終身監禁既犯人,佢每次就搵四個犯人,每人
>都要戴上一頂帽,分別有黑白兩種色,邊個估中自己頂帽係咩顏?>漎J話就可以走,但係如果一估錯既就要死!!
>首先,將一個犯人放入一間密室中,與外界是完全隔絕,呢個係死
>梗既,唔係點你地;其餘果三個犯人就向著密室,如下圖
>
>a>b>c ll d
>
>假設a同c都係戴白帽,b同d係戴黑帽,而ll係代表密室既門,再一
>次澄清,密室中既人係見唔到外界既,而密室外既人亦見唔到裡?>?請問邊個犯人可以唔駛死呢???點解呢????
>係真係好理性既IQ問題,唔係捉字蝨架!!!!!!!請花小小心思!!!
>!

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[> [> [> [> Re: 如果大家覺得太簡單既話,呢度就有d真係難到出汁,係真係需要大家既理性和數學常識架 -- 全, 04:14:29 01/01/03 Wed

唔明呢句:
將一個犯人放入一間密室中,與外界是完全隔絕,呢個係死梗既,唔係點你地

另外,犯人知唔知有幾多頂黑白帽?

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[> [> [> [> ANSWER~ -- K-I, 04:17:14 01/01/03 Wed

第一題...
首先裝滿個五加倫的,之後倒落個三加倫到,之後倒走三加倫樽的水,將應該剩低兩加倫水的五加倫樽倒落去個三加倫樽到,之後裝滿個五加倫樽,倒落去三加倫樽到,咁樣樣個五加倫樽就剩低四加倫水。(冇記錯的話係呢個虎膽龍威2到有條咁既題目....)
第二題
B個個會唔洗死,因為如果A見到B &C 係同一隻色帽早就估到自己係咩色,而現在A冇叫到,B就知到自己唔係同C一樣(白色)咁樣就估到,所以唔洗死....

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[> [> [> [> [> 好野,一個字 -- 你估下先?, 04:26:06 01/01/03 Wed

勁.............................

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[> [> [> [> Re: no.1 ans -- 魔, 04:30:14 01/01/03 Wed

第二題唔識...
第一題...
將三加侖樽裝滿, 再倒落大樽度, 然後再裝多次個細樽
再倒落大樽until滿, 即細樽只剩一加侖,
再將大樽既水倒走, 然把那一加侖水倒到大樽
再裝滿細樽, 再倒進大樽, 3+1=4 大功告成

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[> [> [> Re: 大家都好犀利wor,差唔多俾你地估中晒 -- 全, 04:01:16 01/01/03 Wed

第一題唔係咁好wor...
唔係食腦,答案好唔好笑又唔會使入從心底認同(精警題), 係最水ge "cher" 題wor!!
我認為"知"這個答案精警D.

第二題個ans 係要假設D野, 但唔好咁.....
假設到過火位wor

第三題...... 又一低能之作

第四、五題...... 正路

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