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Date Posted: 12:01:59 05/08/03 Thu

After surviving a ship wreck three men wash up on shore and are
immediately captured by a tribe of Cannibals. The chief stands them
before the tribe and tells them that they will all die and their
skins used to make boats. However, to preserve their honor they could
choose how they would die.

The first man requests a pistol. They give it to him and he shoots
himself. They skin him and make a boat.

The second man chooses a knife and slits his throat. Again, they skin
him and make a boat.

The third man, after much consideration, says that he will die by
fork. The chief is confused but gives him a fork. The man stands
before the tribe and begins stabbing himself, chanting," Hope your
boat sinks, Hope your boat sinks."

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