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Subject: Tonkathon 2003


Author:
Lobi
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Date Posted: 21:53:47 05/12/03 Mon

Poems about exam revision? Isn't that dignifying it with some importance? Well, the gritty reality of it is exams ARE important - but whoever said anyone had to be a fan of gritty reality?


I

Revision

Ironically, his lawde and prayse was written
Not in English, but Latin.
But what year did the king die in?
Fifteen-Oh-Something else I could look up
But can’t be bothered to.

What the fuck is he, then, doing in English Literature!

I’m not prepared for this.
I can’t even grasp the simple things
Let alone whole ‘concepts’.

By what strange method is this text supposedly indexed?

I thought I had time
The exam’s in a week.

I’m stressed? Yes,
Of course.
I’m coping? Yes,
It’s nothing.

Nothing in the grand scheme of things
Mom says, and she should know for
She did O Levels too.

Back then English was little more than the vernacular.


II

visionRe

Back to the books
With their burning purposes;
To let you pass exams
If you let them.

Back to the books
Which are no longer
Pertinent. It’s time
To fulfil their potential.

You could turn them over
To second hands
Which can sweat all over
The laminated covers

As you have done.

But, you tell your well-meaning
Mother, whose earnings
Did not go into
Their purchase,

It’s much more fun to burn them
Now and in hindsight.

______________________________
Please note: Anyone wishing to dispense of revision notes in this fashion is welcome round mine sometime in July to add to the ceremonial pyre.

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