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Date Posted: 05:26:21 03/02/02 Sat
Author: ???????GUESS WHO
Author Host/IP: wc01.ym.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com / 66.185.85.68
Subject: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!!! OPEN CHALLENGE!!

UDA TV comes back from a break as fans settle back into their seats as "Cuz I'm in too deep" hits over the PA system to give the fans a bit of entertainment. The screen shifts to the tititron where it is screening "DURING THE BREAK" where a black limo pulls up and the cameraman backs up and Out comes a 25 year old man but his face cannot be seen very well.. the screen cuts back to Gary Rosenburg and Rob Summers are sitting................

Gary Rosenburg- Well folks welcome back! We still don't know who this person is who has just arrived but we do know that he'll probaly come out here any minute, well I don't know, this is confusing, I DON’T UNDERSTAND IT!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO STRESSED OUT!!!!

Rob Summers- Hmmmm I guess ur right, but the one thing that bothers me is that there are NO WOMEN in this assciation!!! AHHHHH!! This-can-not-be!!

GR-IZ THAT ALL U CAN THINK ABOUT?!?!?

RS- Ummm................... YES! WHAT THE...........

THE ARENA suddenly goes black and the crowd scream in a suprising tone..... Suddenly, fireworks blast off on the stage and "Fat Lip" by Sum 41 blares through the arena as smoke rises up through the stage then the man seen earlier comes through the smoke and the crowd, to a roaring ovation relizes who it is......

GR- MY GAWD!!!!!! IT's MIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RS- Ahhh well!

Mike runs down the ramp and slides into the ring, he jumps up onto the turn buckle and looks around at the crowd as they Chant......... MIKE MIKE MIKE!!!!!!!! He jumps down and grabs a mic...

Mike- WELL LOOK WHO'S COME TO THE NEW UDA!!! It's everyone's favourite ASS whooper, ME or MIKE!!!!!!!!! Whoooooo!! Now I know that 90% of you people know who I am, but for that 10% of people who where living in a deep dark cave with rats and sewege lurking around them, I will explain to u just who I am. I am Mike, the greatest wrestler to ever step into the ring, I BETTA THAN Hulk Hogan, betta than the Ultimate Warrior, and damn well betta than The Rock!!! Oh yeh, and betta than any of these loners in the back. Well I come from the XWF and it was the best PLACE to wrestle EVER!! But that fed is a HAS-BEEN and I am looking for a fed that has talent, and fans that respect their stars. I CAME TO THIS FED BECAUSE OF THAT!!! You see, I am starting fresh, its a new day and I am looking for a challenge...... and just before I get into that, lettme show u just who I REALLY REALLY AM!!!!

The Tititron lights up and "A beutiful day hits and the screen shows Mike's first match against a guy named ROB VAN DAM! Mike and RVD go through hell and high water but Mike is able to finish RVD off with a modified Rock Bottom and win. It then shows some of Mike's BIG matches including Triple Threat Steel CAge matches (HE WON) Dumpster matches, Hardcore matches and all the deal. It shows sceens of Mike all bloody and battered and it shows him with his arms raised up in victory. The Screen fades to black but NOT before reading........ "GET READY"

Mike- It's VERY easy to see that I am one hell of a fighter, I AM AT the top of every catogory, High Flyer, Hardcore, ASS WHOOPER!! and all the rest. But you see, I am not just here to blable about who I am, I AM HERE FOR MONDAY NIGHT!!! Yeh, at Monday night Magnum, I am challenging ANY one of you lame freaks TO A MATCH!!! HELL YEAH!!!! But before I get any one of your puny little answers lettme show you just what I can do..........

Some crappy music plays and a big man, about 400lbs comes down the ramp and climbs into the ring, refree Mike Andrews slides into the ring as the man's name is annouced......

Jack Schitt- Coming down the ramp, weighing in a 400 pounds...... BOB THE BUILDER!!!!

Mike- Come on little BOBBY, let uncle Mike show these people who I really am!!

The bell rings as Bob enters the ring... Mike emidiatly starts to punch him in the face, then he throws some right hands into his gut. Bob punches Mike right back in the face and Mike moves back.... he looks at Bob in disgust... WHAM!! Mike hits a clothesline FROM HELL! and goes for the cover..1..2... BUT Mike lifts Bob's shoulder up, Mike then hits a suplex on Bob! but the weight makes Mike fall to the canvas HARD! THe ref begins to count 1..2..3..4..5 the two both get up.... Bob goes for a clothesline but Mike ducks boots him in the gut and hits a Canadian Slam, Mike goes for the Pin as Mike Andrews falls to the mat...1...2..3!!! DING DING DING!!!

GR- WOW!! THAT WAS A PRETTY NICE FINISH!!
RS- Whatever!

JS- Here is your winner Mike!

Mike gets up and rips the mic out of Jack's hands.........

Mike- YOU SEE THAT, I kicked his sorry ass all over this ring and he's 400 DAMN POUNDS, Now I am gonna be waiting in my locker room for any of you comepelte asses to come down to this ring and ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE... but if you do, GET READY!!! Do you know why?!?! I will tell ya... ITZ CUZ I AM CANADIAN AND THERE AIN'T A DAMN THING YOU, OR THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!

Mike drops the mic as "Fat Lip" Starts up again... he heads backstage as the camera fades to black..........

CUT TO COMMERCIAL>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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