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Date Posted: 12:22:43 03/03/02 Sun
Author: Mike
Author Host/IP: wc01.ym.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com / 66.185.85.68
Subject: All right I will raise the stakes!! ALL READ!

UDA TV comes back to a break where a cameraman is standing in front of a locker room that reads.... MIKE!! The crowd starts chanting MIKE MIKE MIKE!!!!

The door opens and Mike signals the cameraman in.....

Mike- Sit DOWN JABRONI!!!

The cameraman sits down and looks at Mike, he then zooms in on a GOLD MEDAL that says Lake Placid Champs.....

Mike- Oh now your lookin at these babies? Well I don't blame ya! I got these at The Lake Placid International Hockey Tournament, by the way I am a goalie. My team kicked ASS throughout the tournament and we finished off TEAM USA in the Gold Medal Game in a shootout. Of course I played Spectatul---

Mike is interupted with the cameraman's yawn....

Mike- WHAT THE HELL IZ WIT YOU MAN!!?? Well anyways that ain't why I called you In. I called you in for ONE specific reason. And that is Monday Night Magnum. You see, on Friday I issued a challenge to any one of these lame assholes to the catagory of PRO WRESTLERS to a match. Simple 1 on 1. NOPE! Everyone is just too scared to take on the GREAT ONE! SO I was sitting in my dressing room thinking. JUST THINKING. Then it struck me, WHY DON'T WE KICK OFF MY CAREAR with a complete ASS WHOPPING OF ONE OF THESE JABRONIS IN A...........................................HELL IN A CELL MATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH HELL YEAH!! Like I have said before I have been in almost every single match imadgineable, EXCEPT for a HELL IN A CELL match. And every time I have issued one, EVERY ONE OF THE WRESTLERS have chickened OUT! So I am hoping someone in this business has a least a bit of balls to take me on in a 16 foot HELL IN A CELL MATCH! Hmmmmmm, nah that's just not enough.... AHH HA!! I got it, It will be a Hell in a Cell Match with, 1 C4 EXPLOSIVE under the ring and it could go OFF at anytime..... WOOOOOO!!!! So, like as I said before, I am READY and anyone who wants a piece of the pie of famousness..... WELL THEN YOU take your little candy ass to the ring, try to talk without shivering with FEAR..... THEN SAY...."EVEN THOUGH I AM GONNA GET MY ASS WHOOPED, and I will get blown sky high... I ACCEPT!!"
And I will just wait here until that very person does so....... NOW GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF MY LOCKER ROOM!!!!

The cameraman gets up quickly and leaves Mike's room......

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