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Date Posted: 14:39:03 03/03/02 Sun
Author: Mike
Author Host/IP: wc01.ym.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com / 66.185.85.68
Subject: FARDOS U R GONNA TAKE ME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike is pacing back and forth through his locker room when he is distrubed by a knock on the door....

Mike- WHAT!??!?!?

Bill Hardman- Ummm Mike it's Bill Hardman.... Can I get a quick interview?

Mike quickly throws the door open and Bill shows a little smile...

BH- Well what are your--

Mike- WO WO WO!!! Did I say you could interview me? NO! Now you stand ther and I will do the talkin! FARDOS POODER! The Jackass of them all, YOU WANNA RUN YOUR MOUTH ABOUT ALL THE WRESTLERS IN THIS BUSINESS THINKING THAT YOU are 10 feet above EVERY ONE OF THEM?!?! OH HELL NO YOU AREN'T! Your the lamest man I have ever looked at! To me, it looks like some women made love to a piece of poo, and 9 monthes later out ploped YOU! And you say that I haven't won a title? Well technicly You are correct! BUT!! You see, in every title shot I have gotton, which is about 10, 8 of them I have been screwed out of! YES THAT'S RIGHT! 8 of the DAMN 10 shots I have gotton. ANd the only title you have gotton from what I see is a lousy hardcore title from the XWF, well whoopdie -F***ing do! BLAST THE CANNONS AND RAISE THE FLAG Fardos WAS the Hardcore Champ! NOW! We are here, that was the past, AND ONE MONDAY NIGHT IT WILL BE YOU VERSUS the Great One, MIKE! In a Hell in a Cell Match with One VERY deadly C4 explosive underneath the ring..... and we'll get to see, JUST how Hardcore you really Are!

Mike then grabs Bill and throws him into his dressing room.... Mike then goes into a closet and pulls out a tape....

Mike- Well Fardos you like to show off your little videos and think your automaticly the best?!? Well let me show you some of my helliacious and SCREWED title shots I went through in the XWF!

Mike pops the tape in and it shows Mike, a guy by the Name of BEAR, another one by the name of Mace, and the final one... Xtremely Dangerous. It is a Fatal 4 Way Match for the XWF title.... Mike doesn't win but all HELL breaks loose and there is a lot of outside interference and Mike is out side of the ring when XD covers Mace to win it. It then shifts to a Hardcore Championship match against Kronik (OWNER OF THIS FED) and Mike almost has Kronik beat when Rob Van Dam comes in and screws Mike out of the Championship, it shows Mike winning numerous Number 1 contendership matches, and to end it off, it shows a HUGE triple threat cage match between a FARDOS POODER's brother, Wildman, RVD and Mike, Mike wins after he is choked out by an interfering XD by cables at the top of the ring and he is then pushed of the cage and into an annoucers table, winning the bout! The screen fades to black. The tape pops back out and Mike puts it on top of the VCR and he then looks intot he camera....

Mike- SO FARDOS you've seen what I have been through, and I was a week late of starting my carear into ALMOST going into an ENORMOUS Hell in a CELL match, but that will all end when I take your ass to school at the Hell in a Cell Match on Monday. Hey, if I can desimate your brother, I can sure as HELL beat the shit out of you in the HELL IN A CELL MATCH WITH THAT C4 explosive, without a whole lot of trouble.... DO YOU KNOW WHY!??!? ITZ CUZ I AM A DAMN PROUD CANADIAN.... AND THERE AIN'T A DAMN THING YOU, YOUR MOMMA, YOUR DADDY or the whole damn WORLD CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!! Oh and Bill here's just a preview of what I am gonna do to Fardos tommorow!

Mike then gives Bill a boot to the stomach and he hits a CANADIAN SLAM through a snack table! Bill winces in pain as Mike holds up Bill's legs in a shape of a 'V' and he then locks in a Sharpshooter! Bill taps out like a mad man and is screaming in pain..... Mike then releases it and heads for the door, he then looks back at t he camera....

Mike- SEE YA tommorow Fardos!

Mike then leaves his dressing room as paramedics begin to rush into the room........

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