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Date Posted: 17:43:39 03/07/03 Fri
Author: KIT
Subject: 學生的考卷

學生的考卷 (這個很經典...)

某哲學系老師在期中考時只考了一題申論題:
「什麼是勇氣?」
就當大家拼了命在想怎麼寫時,有個同學交卷了!
不過,他只寫了五個字:
「這就是勇氣。」
到了期末考,老師依然是只考一題:
「這就是題目,請作答。」
大家依然不會寫
不過那位同學還是很快就交卷了,他寫了:
「這就是答案,請給分。」
老師氣不過,傳喚了那位同學:

「我有兩道題目問你,你若答出第一題就可不必答第二題。」

同學:「嗯。」
老師:「你的頭髮有幾根?」
同學:「一億兩千萬三千六百零一根。」
老師:「☉ˍ☉!?」「你怎麼知道?」
同學:「這一題不用回答。」

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