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Subject: Episode S03


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Date Posted: 17:46:11 07/25/02 Thu
In reply to: DJ 's message, "Re: Episode S01 (the 's' can mean 'short' or 'summer')" on 03:02:20 07/25/02 Thu

>Dear everyone,
>
> Why do only the girls have clothes ? Don't the guys
>need clothes too?
>
> DJ
> Philadelphia, PA

(As we end yet another UPN poop-fest, the credit sequence is squashed as we have the "Ask Sonic" logo on one side.)

Voice: While this show finishes up, I'd like to bring up a question asked to the "Ask Sonic" crew. DJ from Philadelphia asks why only the girls in the universe wear clothes and the guys-

(The split-screen pans to one of Sonic tapping his foot looking at the camera.)

Sonic: I object!

Voice: Huh?

Sonic: We do TOO wear clothes!

(Pause.)

Voice: Clothes?

Sonic: Can't you see?

(Pause.)

Voice: Nope, sorry!

Sonic: Oy... My gloves! My shoes! My socks! Aren't they considered clothing?

Voice: Yes, but other than that...

Sonic: You try wearing fur like this. It doesn't come with any air conditioning, you know.

Voice: Is that why you shaved your belly?

Sonic: You're not helping!

(Back to the "Ask Sonic" logo.)

Voice: Tune in to reruns of "Ask Sonic" every week, and learn more about why Sonic has no pants. Now back to your regularly schelduled UPN.

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