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Date Posted: 17:22:47 02/20/02 Wed
Author: Greg "Skeleton Spanks" Shanks
Subject: The Chan Is Missing Hall of Fame

Ode to Stone Cold

In the center of the ring,
You do your deed,
Stone Cold Stunnering everyone,
With great force and speed,
Being good one minute,
Then turning on a dime,
From redneck beer drinker,
To a vile piece of slime.

I don't know how to praise you
say what you do best,
Stunner, Snap Mare, or
the famous Lou Thesz Press.

I remember the time you fought Savio Vega
While throwing a tantrum
Yet took time to give my buddy and I the finger
at the Worcester Centrum.

Stone Cold Steve Austin
"Beer Purveyor"

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Can someone give me a HELL YEAH?? -- Stone Cold, 10:11:17 02/21/02 Thu

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