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Date Posted: 10:11:41 02/12/02 Tue
Author: The Bloodhound Gang
Subject: Terminology for retarded kids...

Some terminology the "kids" are using these days...

Rap videoed: the act of being beaten severely, boasting without reason, or spending excessive amounts of money

ex. "Joey took Sally to Sizzler and before he knew, he was getting rap videoed!"

Goodburger: the public way of say a flaming pile of shit. Named after the Nickelodeon movie "Goodburger".

ex. "I used to own a 86 Volkswagen. Now that was a Goodburger if I ever saw one."

Slong: A general all purpose noun replacing all words that end in "ong". Created when my friend Kurt's speech impediment prevented him from saying "schlong".

ex. "It's been a slong time buddy!"
"Yeah, I know, there is something slong with me.."

Assclown: noun or a verb, just a general profane word.

ex. "Boy, you got assclowned with that microbiology issue!"

Dish: to fall unexpectedly

ex. "Buddy dished down the stairs. Funny shit."

Placeholder: a temporary job or situation.

ex. "I'm only taking this placeholder because the economy sucks." "Marci? Oh, she's just a placeholder..."

Chip-block: the art not allowing someone to cut in front of you at a toll both.

ex. "Some assclown in a Caddy tried to beat me to the booth, so I chip-blocked him into the fast lane, and I was home free.."

"Ride the snake": Being "in the zone", or doing something completely stupid

ex. "Then Kurt started talking to back-tattoo girl, talk about riding the snake!"

Scooby-doo: ominous, fishy, mysterious

ex. "I'm not sure about you, but there is something seriously Scooby-doo about Liz's boyfriend."

"King of the Road" - dunce, fool, moron

ex. "K-A-T", "Well aren't you the King of the Road?"

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[> I can't believe nobody replied to this, so damnit, I will. I thought it was funny as hell -- jj, 08:10:29 02/13/02 Wed

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[> [> I dunno, I was too busy yanking out nosehairs. -- CRR, 08:53:37 02/13/02 Wed

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[> [> [> I actually just ripped some out- I'm not shitting you.. -- jj, 10:18:35 02/13/02 Wed

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