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Date Posted: 01:33:12 05/14/02 Tue
Author: Test
Subject: Test







HE'S PERFECT!

HE'S MR. PERFECT!

Name -Mr. Perfect
Height - 6' 3"
Weight - 263
Hometown: Minneapolis, Minnesota
Quote - "Nobody beats Mr. Perfect! NOBODY!"
Music -"Exodus"
Wrestling Style -Technical
Setup Move -The Flipping-Snap-Mare
Finisher -The Perfect Plex

[Mr. Perfect is seen playing chess with some kid in a sports bar.]

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[The kid appears to be winning.]
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PERFECT: How old did you say you are?

KID: Um, uh, I'm 18.

PERFECT: Aren't you like the NCAA chess champion or somethin'?

KID: Actually, I'm the uh, 1999 National Amateur champion. And, uh.....it's still your move.

PERFECT: I'm Mr. Perfect! I know when it's my move or not!

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[Mr. Perfect picks up one of his pieces and purposely knocks it into another one of his pieces and it drops.]

KID: Oops! I got it.

[The kid bends down to pick up the piece.]

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[Mr. Perfect moves one the pieces. The kid gets back up and puts the piece that fell, back on the board.]

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PERFECT: Still my move, right?

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[Mr. Perfect makes his move and wins the game.]

PERFECT: Check mate!

[Mr. Perfect laughs. His theme music can be heard in the back ground.]

KID: Wait a minute! That's impossible! That piece wasn't there!

PERFECT: You lost! You're a loser! I won! I'm PERFECT! I'm MR. PERFECT!

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[Mr. Perfect looks into the cameras and cackles with much glee.]




MR. PERFECT IS COMING SOON TO A WRESTLING RING NEAR YOU!

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