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Date Posted: 14:30:04 02/20/02 Wed
Author: La Famiglia
Subject: A Family Affair

Voodo Child by Jimmi Hendrix blasts as Mafia Kid steps through the curtain. He pauses brefiely at the top of the ramp and flicks off the crowd just a bit. Mafia Kid, then continues on down the ramp, and hops into the ring. He goes to a turnbuckle and climbs and goes back to the center of the ring. And he grabs a mic.

Mafia Kid: Cut the music!!! Today, we will begin a tournament, that will lead some of us to greatness, and that will lead some of us through torture and turmoil. Me, this tournament will lead to greatness. It will lead me to the Heavyweight Title. I will win that title, and I will defend it with great pride, Italian style. And, the first step that I have to climb, on my way to that title, is a man by the name of Bolt. Bolt, I've heard a few things about you here and there, and to tell ya the truth Bolt, none of it was too impressive. Impressive, but not too impressive. I'm sure Bolt, that you will put up a moderate fight, but it won't be enough Bolt, nuttin can overcome the Italian spirit, when its put to the test. Blot, you probably don't know me, and have no clue who I am. You probably think that I am some sort of shit talkin rookie. But that couldn't be further from the truth Mr. Bolt. I am, a former Hardkore, European, Television, Intercontinental, Tag Team, and World Heavyweight Champion Bolt, and Bolt, I plan on adding the UXW title to that list. And Bolt, if you think that you are going to stop me from accomplishing my destiny, then bolt, you will struck with a surprise so electrifying, that you won't have any idea what hit you. Bolt, I will defeat you, and I will show no mercy, I will beat, until you can no longer continue, and then I will pin you for the 1...2...3, then the ref will procede to raise my hand and my name will be announced in victory, and as you lay there motionless Bolt, you realize, that your dreams of becoming the Undisputed World Champion will have been shattered by the Mafia Kid!!!! Hey Bolt.....

Nuff SAID!!!!!

As Mafia Kid goes to drop the mic, Welcome to the Jungle by Guns 'N Roses blasts over the pa. As, Joey Flash Fludd steps though the curtain. He stays at the top of the ramp and begins to talk to Mafia Kid.

Joey "Flash" Fludd: Hey Kid, its me your brother Joey...

Mafia Kid: I noticed, what do you want I'm kinda busy here?

Joey: Well bro, as you may have noticed, I'm in this little tourny as well. And Bob(Mafia Kid), you have to realize, that you will fight me sometime in this tournament because all the people that will go up against the Fludd, will no chance in hell. And Bob, that will include you if we meet up.

Mafia Kid: Hold it there Joey, who the hell do you think you are?!?

Joey: Nuttin personal bro, but I figured I'd come out here and say my half of the story, cause you see, tonight I will be fighting some guy by the name of Predator...

...As Joey begins to rant about Predator, Mafia Kid, lays down across the top turnbuckle...

Joey:... You see, this guys Predator Bob, is an even bigger joke than the guy you're fightin(Mafia Kid shakes his head in approval). I saw the movie Predator Bob, it wasn't very good. It was rather funny though, to see our buddy Apollo Creed(no clue what his real name is) in another movie other than Rocky. Our buddy Arnold was also in that movie, but thats besides the point. This guy Preadtor will do as poorly tonight as that movie did in the box office. I will teach predator, that when you mess with a ragin Fludd, there is no way for you to stay a float. And, Predator, after I defeat you with great ease tonight, I will go in the tournament, the other unfortunate souls who will be put up against the Fludd Walls, and I will come out victorius, and I will come out the Undisputed Champion. So, Predator and the rest of the roster tonight and for the rest of the tournament, I will gladly Welcome all of your dumb asses to the Jungle!!!!

As Joey says his last line, Man In the Box by Alice in Chains begins to play. Antonio "Rocky" Montagna steps onto the stage...

Mafia Kid: I suppose you have something to say about the tournament too?

Tony: Yes, yes Bob I do.

Mafia Kid rolls his eyes, and climbs back up on the turnbuckle and begins to "sleep"

Tony: Now, I also am in this tournament for the Undisputed Heavyweight Title. Tonight though, I will be fighting Punisher. Now, Punisher, is that comic book Punisher? or Just a totally different Punisher? Well, it doesn't matter. Because either I'm still gonna beat your ass. I do have to say though, that I did very much approve of the comic book. I think my brothers would agree.(they all shake their heads in approval)See, so I guess you've got one thing goin for ya tonight Punisher, but that one thing won't cut it against me. Because, tonight Punisher I will give you the beating that your parents should have given you a long time ago. Punisher, I will beat you from pilar to post, and I will leave battered and bloodied as I move on to the next round of the tournament to fight my brother Mafia Kid. Hey Bob, yeah thats right, next round if thing work out, you will be facing your little brother, and he will beat your ass, in order to move on and become Undisputed Heavyweight Champion. They say Bob, that blood is thicker than water, and it is, but Bob, Gold is thicker than blood by a long shot. And, I will do what ever I can to get it. So, for a minute, back to Punisher, tonight, Punisher prepare for the climb of your life, cause this mountain, aint no flowery hill, this mountain, has taken more souls that Everest. Punisher, tonight, this Rock will gather no moss, and this Rock, will come crashin down on you!!! Now Kid...

Maifa Kid: HOLD IT!!!! Now, sure all of us will win our matches tonight, and all of us will move on as far as we can, but, all of us can't win the Undisputed Title. Two of us will go home disapointed, and yes, Tony I will probably be fightin you next round, but, I urge you we can't let this shit get in the way of our family, and I swear, if anyone one of you gets the idea that this belt is more important than us, then I will really beat your asses!!! UNDERSTOOD!?!

Joey and Tony: Yeah, sorry Bob don't know what came over us!!!

Mafia Kid: Yeah, I'm sorry too, now if you guys don't have anything else to say, then I'll end it with......

NUFF SAID!!!!!!

Back in Black by AC/DC begins to play as La Famiglia exits the stage area. They head for their locker room, after a slight embrace, and the camer tries to follow them in to the lockerroom, but they slam the door in its face. The name on the door said......

La Famiglia



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