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Date Posted: 12:59:53 03/22/02 Fri
Author: rdtytrdy
Subject: sgdgfdgds

: : "The
Whole Fuckin Show" echoes
through the arena, shattering the ears on millions, as the
totally psyched soon to be Hardcore Champion heads for the
ring. He is handed a mic from ringside. : :

RVD: Ha-Ha-Haa. Biker, you want Rob
Van Dam again? 3 refs? What a pussy. Oh yeah, I am a great
Hardcore wrestler, but you want to see things played fair? I
can do that. 3 refs, 10 refs, 200 refs...Taker...Uncle
Fester...Cousin Skeeter...Baby-Bop...or even Aunt Jemima
herself! It doesn't matter! One win, 2 wins, 50 wins, 5 google
wins, it still doesn't matter, cause one way or another, I'm
gonna kick your ass! and enjoy every last bit of it. But that
just brings me to my next idea. Instead of 3 referees, how
bout a Hell in the Cell Match! And no, no, no, not just any Hell
in the Cell match. Not those new cheap and cheesy ones make
out of fencing, no, no, no. I'm talking about old blue STEEL,
UNBREAKABLE ONES! And there will be no need for
referees inside the Cell, nut uh! No Way! It's gonna be a Last
Man Standing Match! And not just for the regular 10 second
rule. The match is over went one of us is unconscious! And
there will be a ref on ever side of the ring to make sure of
that! And once I become the first ever uXw Hardcore
Champion, I'll put that Title on the line at the following Wrath
Wager Wednesday like a true champion, cause this match is
not gonna interfere with "Mr. Pay-Per-View." Your face will
grin against every side of that cage. Your blood will stain that
mat so badly people are gonna be thanking me that I was in the
main event so they wouldn't have to wrestle in a pool of your
blood. Friday...

: : He counts on his fingers to show the
audience and the camera. : :

RVD:
...Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday...WhaM! That's where
it ends Biker! That only gives you six days, Biker. Have there
been any places you always wished to go to, but never got the
chance? Well now's that chance! Cause in six days I'm gonna
walk into the Cage the same way I have been in every singles
match of my life! VICTORIOUS! ...and with me will be the
Hardcore Title. I will become a 4 time Hardcore Champion!
The only way I have ever lost a belt is by having it striped
away from me, or once when I switched companies. I am
unstoppable, and MY WRATH WILL NOT CHANGE! YOUR
WRATH WILL BE WAGERED! ...and it just so happens that
your Wrath does not weigh up even close to what The Whole
Fuckin` Show's is. You will be just like all the others. Bring
all the luck you need, cause you're gonna need every last bit of
it. See you Wednesday...My Hardcore Title will be at stake.
But no worries, cause I�m gonna win, so in other words...
It�s all cool when you�re . . .

Rob - Van - Dam!

JR: Wow! what a speech!

King: Ho hut ho! It don't look good for
Biker!

JR: In some people's eyes, RVD is already
a legend, and perhaps, or soon to be one of the greatest
Hardcore style wrestlers of all time! And he�s still
undefeated!

King: Yeah, but look who�s he�s gonna be
facing. Biker�s one tough guy. If anyone can beat him it�s
Biker! But RVD�s lookin good...my money�s on him, JR!

JR: Yeah, your money's on him for the
time being anyway.

King: What does that supposed ta mean?

JR: Ahh, nevermind. It�s way over your
head tiger. I just wouldn�t be too sure about all that,
King...but I do like RVD�s chances.

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