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Date Posted: 23:49:34 07/24/02 Wed
Author: King Billcephus
Author Host/IP: 1Cust151.tnt2.pittsburgh.pa.da.uu.net / 67.208.129.151
Subject: Some things that have been on my mind...

Which do you think has the greatest probability of giving you some form of Herpes from kissing...A prostitute, the Stanley Cup, or The Blarney Stone??

Does the FDA just turn it's head and look the other way to the convienience store hot dog industry?? Am I the only one that wonders why this has never been an issue?

Have you ever actually seen a Wal-Mart being built?? Doesn't it seem like they're just created spontaneously from one of those Wiley Coyote "Acme" boxes?

Why isn't there a national stripper championships on ESPN?? There could be all kinds of catagories...tip accepting, working the pole (this could be broken into different sub-catagories for speed, strength, and stamina), self ass-slapping (this would probably be judged by decibel level or by minimal amount of ass-flab movement), and of course a judged catagory for lapdances. (I think this is a given that I should be an honarary judge for this one.) Incorporated in this somewhere would be a bonus round including an "interpretive dance" session with the ladies dancing to their favorite three song set. (I'm assuming there would be extra points for "Pour Some Sugar on Me" in there somewhere) It could be televised in the season between the Miss Fitness America competition and the National College Cheerleading Championships. This really needs to happen...someone call Jimmy Kimmell and Adam Corolla Stat!!!

What the hell is hummus anyway??

Has anyone ever made a bigger turnaround with their acting career in the history of TV than Jerry O'Connell? (that was Vern from "Stand By Me", by the way)

Ok...I know that a man's sexual peak is somewhere between the high school and college years for men, but does this also apply to Sony Playstation NCAA Football??? (I just think that there has to be some kind of correlation there after watching us all play last night...I used to be good at this shit!!!!!)

Have you ever felt safe in ANY parking garage in Atlantic City??

Who would you rather cotton-fist in the head with a Louisville Slugger...
A) People that still say, "You're money baby" 10 years after "Swingers" came out
B) Rich white kids that say "My Boo" and wear Fubu.
C) People that get in line at Crossroads and get 500 lottery tickets (none of which are quick picks...can you say junkie??)
D)Anyone that sings Journey, Queen, or Meatloaf songs at karaoke
E)...ok, I'll quit now, this could get long.

Ok...get up and take a look in the mirror real quick. (you back??) Now, if you were Barry Bonds, would you talk to yourself??

Do you think they could make a sequel to "Deuce Bigalow - Male Gigolo" without the crazy turrett's girl?? Also, do you think that the movie invented (or at least made popular) the word "Shit-whore" that she used??? What a great word...

Have you ever wanted to stand in front of a mirror and practice your "O-face"??

How much time will elapse after N'Sync breaks up and becomes another boy band of the past before Justin Timberlake comes out with a tell-all book about his "experiences" with Brittney Spears??

Let me get this straight, I pay $27.00 for a seat, 5.50 a beer, $4.00 a hot dog and baseball is losing money?? I've heard of crackheads with better money management skills...

Is there any correct way to hit on a bartender without looking like a total moron? How about a "Hooters" waitress??

Hey...the Steelers are picked to go to the Super Bowl this year!! Yeah, I thought that was funny too.

Quick poll - Which Olsen twin will get sick of the cutsey image and go into porn/Playboy first???

Does anyone on Earth own more beer-related shirts than Chris Macy?

Do you think the ultimate goal of cloning is so that every science nerd in the universe can have has own personal Pam Anderson? I just can't see any other logical reason for this.

Just some things that have been on my mind...

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