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Date Posted: Wed, Aug 02 2000, 1:08:06
Author: steve
Subject: An old man,

An old man, Mr. Silverberg, was living the last of his
life in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and Nurse Tracy
asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Silver berg, "My penis
died today."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a
little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr.
Silverberg, please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Silverberg was walking down the
hall with his penis hanging out of his pajamas, when he
met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Silverberg," she said, " I thought you told me
your penis had died?"

"It did," he replied. "Today's the viewing."

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Replies:

Re: An old man, -- Barb, Thu, May 31 2001, 16:29:20
- Re: An old man, -- steve, Thu, May 31 2001, 21:37:42
  - Re: An old man, -- me too, Sun, Jun 03 2001, 14:03:14
Re: An old man, -- don, Fri, Jan 27 2006, 1:30:22