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Date Posted: Mon, Aug 28 2000, 10:12:51
Author: steve
Subject: Missionary in Africa

Missionary in Africa

A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of
Africa to live with a tribe. He spends years with the
people, teaching them to read, write and good Christian
values. One thing he particularly stresses is the evil
of sexual sin. "Thou must not commit adultery or
fornication!"

One day the wife of one of the Tribe's noblemen gives
birth to a white baby. The village is shocked and the
chief is sent by his people to talk with the
missionary.

"You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet
here a black woman gives birth to a white child. You
are the only white man who has ever set foot in our
village. Anyone can see what's going on here!"

The missionary replies, "No, no, my good man. You are
mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence -
what is called an albino. Look to thy yonder field. See
a field of white sheep, and yet amongst them is one
black one. Nature does this on occasion."

The chief pauses for a moment then says, "Tell you
what, you don't say anything about the sheep, I won't
say anything about the white baby."

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Replies:

YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 -- BLUEST ANGEL, Wed, Aug 30 2000, 23:31:32
- so when you see some white sheep -- steve, Thu, Aug 31 2000, 22:08:01
  - Ouk. I wioull..... (love your EUropean spelling!!) (NT) -- BLOUEST ANGEOUL, Fri, Sep 01 2000, 11:11:29
- Re: YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 -- Mark Smith, Sat, Oct 05 2002, 21:49:58
- Re: YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 -- Mark Smith, Sat, Oct 05 2002, 21:50:00
Re: Missionary in Africa -- Diamond Rose, Fri, Sep 01 2000, 7:35:27
Re: Missionary in Africa -- blueandgoldangel, Fri, Mar 01 2002, 20:05:14
Re: Missionary in Africa (NT) -- chantel, Fri, Dec 06 2002, 0:21:38
Re: Missionary in Africa -- irene (amazed), Wed, Aug 09 2006, 10:12:38