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Date Posted: Sun, Dec 24 2000, 2:21:36
Author: Lunar Blue
Subject: Lingerie counter...

This is a joke told by the Greaseman, a DJ on DC-101, a Washington radio station:)

Once upon a time, there was a woman working at a lingerie counter, and a customer came to the counter with a pair of frilly panties and said she'd like to buy them, adding, "but only of you can embroider `If you can read this, you're too close.' on the back."

So, the saleswoman took the panties to the tailor in back, and described the rather unusual request.

The tailor said, "Well, she sounds like a stick in the mud, but I can do that. Does she want block letters or script?"

Since the saleswoman didn't know, she went back around to the counter, and asked, "do you want that in block letters or script?"

The customer replied, with a smile, "Braille."

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Replies:

Re: Lingerie counter... -- steve, Sun, Dec 24 2000, 20:36:52
- Re: Lingerie counter... -- Lunar Blue, Sun, Dec 24 2000, 23:24:25
  - Re: Lingerie counter... -- Norman, Sun, Oct 17 2004, 23:56:28