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Date Posted: Fri, May 25 2001, 21:45:56
Author: steve
Subject: A businessman enters a tavern

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar,
and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he
finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket,
then orders the bartender to prepare another double
martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks
inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to
bring another double martini.

The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya'
martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you
look inside your shirt pocket before you order a
refill."

The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my
wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to
go home."

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Replies:

Re: A businessman enters a tavern -- out here, Sat, May 26 2001, 17:24:55
Re: A businessman enters a tavern -- Kimberly, Fri, Sep 17 2004, 1:51:23