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Date Posted: Mon, Jul 23 2001, 22:40:30
Author: steve
Subject: Half Sister

Half Sister

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room
and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I
am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town.
She lives a block away and her name is Susan.

After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have
to talk with you." "Look at your mother, George. She
and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful
wife and mother, but, she has never offered much
excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around
with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister,
and I'm afraid you can't marry her."

George was broken-hearted. After eight months he
eventually started dating girls again. A year later he
came home and very proudly announced, "Dianne said yes!
We're getting married in June."

Again his father insisted on another private
conversation and broke the sad news. "Dianne is your
half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."

George was livid! He finally decided to go to his
mother with the news his father had shared.

"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to
get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in
love, dad tells me the girl is my half sister."

"Hehehe," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't
pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your
father."

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Replies:

Re: Half Sister -- angelofire, Tue, Jul 24 2001, 1:32:36
Re: Half Sister -- Chillbaby, Tue, Jul 24 2001, 22:45:35
Re: Half Sister -- Kigh, Thu, Mar 09 2006, 16:08:49
Re: Half Sister -- antoinette, Tue, Mar 14 2006, 1:49:59