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Date Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2001, 21:41:41
Author: steve
Subject: Migraine Headaches

Migraine Headaches

A man goes to the doctor with a long history of
migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history
and physical, he discovers that his poor patient has
had practically every therapy known to man for his
migraines and STILL no improvement.

"Listen," says the Doc, "I have migraines, too and the
advice I'm going to give you isn't really anything I
learned in medical school, but it's advice that I've
gotten from my own experience.

When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot
bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife
sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand,
especially around the forehead. This helps a little.
Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom,
and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to
have sex with her. Almost always, the headache is
immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and
see me in six weeks."

Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin.
"Doc! I took your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS!
I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST
time anyone has ever helped me!"

"Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help."

"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "You have a REALLY
nice house."

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Replies:

Re: Migraine Headaches -- Chillbaby, Wed, Jul 25 2001, 21:29:32
- Re: Migraine Headaches -- steve, Wed, Jul 25 2001, 22:29:01
Re: Migraine Headaches -- angelofire, Sun, Jul 29 2001, 2:46:06
Mary Had a little lamb -- Richard Nicholls, Tue, Nov 05 2002, 14:42:10
- Re: Mary Had a little lamb -- Karlie, Tue, Sep 30 2003, 1:45:53
  - about bees -- Karlie, Tue, Sep 30 2003, 1:47:30