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Date Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2001, 22:53:01
Author: Chillbaby
Subject: Womans revenge


Women's revenge for all those sexist jokes...

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.


Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
A. Because those men already have boyfriends.

Q. When would you care for a man's company?
A. When he owns it.

Q. Why do men get married?
A. So they don't have to hold their stomachs in any more.

Q. What are a woman's four favorite animals?
A. A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and
a Jackass to pay for it all.


Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.

Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
A. So they can find their way back to the house.

Q: Why were hurricanes usually named after women?
A: Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they
take your house and car.

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