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Date Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2001, 22:56:10
Author: Chillbaby
Subject: Bank Joke

A man walks into a bank, and after waiting for 20 minutes in line, he goes straight to a customer service rep. and says, "Hey, lady, I got this cheque here for deposit and I'll be fucked if I am going to wait in this big fucking line anymore." "Please", says the woman. "I won't have that kind of language in this bank." "Well excuse me, but this fuckin' check ain't making any fucking interest with you yappin' away about my language." "Sir, I don't have to take this abuse" she says. "Well then let's get the fuckin' manager out then? I mean what kind of crap is this I have to take from you?" The manager is summoned, and says "What seems to be the problem?" The woman says, "This man is using vulgar language and I won't stand for it." The man says "Hey all I'm trying to do in this fucking bank, for fuck sake is deposit this fuckin' cheque for 15 million pounds." The manager looks at the cheque and then at the man and says "And this fuckin' bitch won't help you?"

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