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Date Posted: Fri, Jul 27 2001, 0:05:11
Author: steve
Subject: What pissed me off?

What pissed me off?

Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man
leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so
pissed off !"

"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.

"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to
her home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into
bed and we were just about to make love when her god
damned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump
out of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my
fingernails!"

"Gee, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender.

"Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated,"
the customer went on.

"When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey
great! You're naked already! Let me just take a leak.'
And damned if the lazy son of a bitch didn't piss out
the window right onto my head?"

"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder
you're in a lousy mood."

"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got
to me. Next, I had to listen to them grunting and
groaning and when they finished, the husband tossed his
condom out of the window. And where does it land? My
damned forehead!"

"Damn, that really is a drag!" says the bartender.

"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed me off
was when the husband had to take a dump. It turns out
that their toilet is broken, so he stuck his ass out of
the window and let loose right on my head !"

The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "but do you
know what REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed me off? When I
looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches
off the ground!!"

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OHHHHHHH MANNNNNNNN!!!!!! -- angel, Sun, Jul 29 2001, 2:52:28
Re: What pissed me off? (NT) -- ch, Sat, Aug 20 2005, 23:15:37