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Date Posted: Mon, Aug 20 2001, 19:53:12
Author: steve
Subject: Philosophic Questions



Philosophic Questions

Ponder these questions when you don't want to think
about important stuff!

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of
a bald man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests
it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at
them?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when
you can't drink and drive?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes
instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking
is prohibited?

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical
situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year,
why does it have locks on the door?

Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on
airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of
that stuff?

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights
crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they
get baby oil?

If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn
your headlights on, what happens?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-
up ATM?

Why is it that when you transport something by car it
is called shipment, but when you transport something by
ship it's called cargo?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an
airplane?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck
together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite
of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the
terminal?

If you throw a cat out of the house, does it become
kitty litter?

If aspirins are always "Take Two," why not increase the
size of ONE?

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