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Date Posted: Fri, Jul 19 2002, 23:22:42
Author: Steve
Subject: Fat lady and her beeper

Fat lady and her beeper

Johnny and his mom went shopping. Johnny saw this fat
lady and said to his mom, "Mom look at that big fat
lady over there! Look at the fat lady!" Mom got really
mad at him and told him to not say that kind of stuff
about people.

They went into another store and the fat lady was there
again. Johnny said again, "Look mommy there's the fat
lady again! Look at the big fat lady, mom!" This time
his mom was furious and said, "You won't say anything
bad about anyone anymore will you?" "No." Said Johnny.
So they continued shopping.

They saw the fat lady again and Johnny didn't say
anything. When they went to the cashier the fat lady
was in front of them and her beeper went "Beep! Beep!"
And Johnny said, "Watch out mommy, she's backing up!"

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