Date Posted:06:34:00 02/23/02 Sat Author: Kurt Angle Subject: The Gold Is Coming To The REVOLUTION!! WOOOO
(KURT ANGLES MUSIC BLASTS THROUGH THE ARENA FROM THE PA SYSTEM AS THE OLYMPIC HERO WALKS DOWN THE RAMP WITH HIS PYROS EXPLODING BEHIND HIM)
(HE WALKS UP THE STEEL STEPS AND ENTERS THE RING, THEN POSES TO THE CROWD)
(ANGLE ASKS FOR AND RECIEVES A MIC FROM LILIAN GARCIA AND BEGINS TO SPEAK WHEN . . . )
(THE CROWD START AN 'ANGLE SUCKS' CHANT)
Angle: Yeah, Yeah, you can say i suck all you want, but it dont bother me, because i have one of the 3 I's that no one of u in this building has 'INTELLIGENCE'
I mean, ur all thicker than a wooden plank! And when u chant 'ANGLE SUCKS' do u even know what ur doing? Ur showing a complete lack of INTEGRITY!! Because when u say i suck, ur saying that UR OLYMPIC HERO, KURT ANGLE, 1996 freestyle wrestling GOLD MEDALIST, who won it with a broken neck, SUCKS!!!
How can you say that?, i wouldnt mind seeing some of you step onto that mat and get ur asses kicked by some of the greatest freestyle wrestlers in the WORLD!!! WOOOOO
(HE STOPS AND LOOKS AROUN, THEN STARTS AGAIN)
Angle: Now that ive got that finished with. Im gonna go onto the tag title match at NO WAY OUT, against the Hardyz and The Outsiders.
I just wanna say that THERE IS NO CHANCE IN HELL, that any of u 2 teams can beat THE OLYMPIC HERO, and THE MANBEAST.
Y?
Ill tell u why!
Because i, Kurt ANgle, have stepped into the squared circle with all the greatest athletes in the WWF. And ive beaten most of them.
Ive beaten STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN, now that shows how much he sucks!!!!
Ive beaten THE ROCK for the WWF Title, beaten him, and sent him OCK BOTTOM!!
Ive beaten 'The American Badass' THE UNDERTAKER, the man who is responsible for 'A DECADE OF DESTRUSCTION'!! I faced him and left him as A DEADMAN!!
O YEAH, ITS TRUE, ITS DAMN TRUE!!!
They are 3 of the greatest superstars the WWF has ever seen, and Hardy Boyz, or should i say 'FASHION SHOW' DO U THINK UR ON THEIR LEVEL, NO!!, I DONT THINK SO!!
Outsiders, uve been WCW Tag Champions befor right, and NASH, uve been WCW Heavyweight Champion before, and you two must really think thay're big achievements, WELL THEY'RE NOT, WINNING GOLD MEDALS IS A BIG ACHIEVEMENT!! ITS TRUE
But WCW Titles are nothing, and thats because WCW WOZ a REJECT company, SECOND BEST, LEFT ON THE BENCH. It woz a NO SHOW. I could of entered WCW and won the Heavyweight Title in my first match, and kept it without being defeated!!
Now as for the match, OUTSIDERS, when Rhyno pumps up his DEISEL engine, and GORES u two 'CHEEKO'S' he will turn u inside-OUT.
And Matt, Jeff, Nash, Hall, whoever the hell it is that falls victim to THE ANGLE SLAM, then feels the pain of the ANKLE LOCK, there will be NO WAY OUT of tapping out and handing the Tag Team Titles to THE REVOLUTION!!! AND THAT IS TRUE!!!
(KURT DROPS THE MIC AS HIS MUSIC HITS THE PA SYSTEM AND HE LEAVES THE RING UP THE RAMP)
