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Subject: Mini-wildfeed from Herc!! Author: Spuffy237 [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 02:51:36 03/04/02 Mon I got these from herc... * The teaser of 6.16 features Buffy and Willow trying on their hideous bridesmaid dresses. * There are tons of demons coming to the wedding. Some are even houseguests. Tentacled demons. Bird-like demons. Floppy-eared demons (perhaps to explain Anya’s fear of the hare). * We finally meet Xander’s folks (the hard-drinking Anthony and tightly-wound Jessica Harris). Pop Harris isn’t too happy to find a warty demon raiding Xander’s fridge. Xander explains away the freakish appearance of Anya’s friends by claiming they’re circus people. * Xander’s dad will come to do a technicolor yawn into Buffy’s purse during the rehearsal dinner. The demons come to fear Tony Harris. * Mrs. Harris routinely refers to the groom as “Alexander.” * We get a good hard look at other branches of Xander’s scary family tree, including glimpses of his oft-married fiftysomething second cousin Carol, his never-married fiftysomething second cousin Weezy (another female), his Aunt Betty and the ancient Great Uncle Harry. * Xander speaks the last words of the teaser: “There is nothing on earth that can stop this wedding now!” * A creepy old dude turns up rather ominously. At the end of act one, the crusty fellow will claim to be -- FutureXander!!!! (He also claims to carry a magical orb from FutureWillow!) * Buffy tells Xander: “I kind of missed my chance with you, didn’t I?” * Spike attends the festivities and defiantly nuzzles a non-slayer girl. * Via magic, we’re offered a glimpse of Xander’s future, and even meet his alleged offspring, Josh and (wait for it) Sarah! Xander is a beer-swilling oaf, a swollen Anya sells cosmetics, and the little Harrises are borderline-feral. Anorexia and unplanned pregnancy may attend their young-adult years. * Floppy-eared Sarah takes after her demon parent (and we may not be talking about Anya)! * When Xander seems to have disappeared by the end of act three, Anya confronts “FutureXander.” [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]