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Date Posted: 11:07:19 06/15/00 Thu
Author: Owner Crosher
Subject: The CWF Thursday Night Fury Results

(fire works go off in the Fleet center in Kansas City and the filled capacity for the debut CWF
Then Surfacing by Slipknot Comes on and the crowd waits the arrival of Owner Crosher But he does not emerge for his music maybe his concussion was 2 much)
Oh my god look at the Big Screen its Crosher in a hospital bed

Crosher:I'm sorry to evryone for not being here for the Debut of my Glorias federation but i ure u this will be a night to remember. (end transmission)

Rikishi Fatso's music comes on and he emerges from the back
ladies and gentalman this is a "kiss my butt match" coming to the ring first RIKISHI FATSO

Bacans Music hits the Speaker
now coming to the ring BIG BUTT CHRIS BACAN

The 2 lock up and rikishi is laying into Bacan and he hits him with a superplex which leaves Bacan a bit dead then Rikishi whips Bacan into the Turn Buckle and Bacan Falls
Oh MY God its the STINKY FACE which automatically makes RIKISHI the winner by kissing RIKISHI

Well that was a short but sweet first match to the CWF now where going into the migit match after these adverts

(adverts)
are u having trouble with impotancy i'm not and i'm Bob Dole chist i'm Bob Dole and i can get screwed.

(CWF Comes on)

Melenko is on the Speaker and out comes Dink back fliping to the ring
An Irish Jig comes out on the speaker with the crowd waiting for the Lepricon to Emerge which suddenly dies out
And Surfacing By Slipknot comes on and Crosher Emerges

Oh my god its crosher what the hells he doing out there he's supposed to be injured this isn't fair

Crosher runs into the ring and grabs hold of dink who kicks him in the nads(again) and DDT's Crosher and the pin
1,2, kick out
and dink trys to run away but Crosher gets hold of him and begins punishing him in a ic way he then picks dink up and powerbombs him this is no contest
1,2,3 the winner of the match by Pin-Fall CROSHER

Crosher:Your next Doink

The next match is Carlos VS Fuc-A-Duc

A samba beat comes on and Carlos emerges

and fuc-A-Duc comes out and attacks Carlos who flys into the ring and the 2 go at each other like a couple of F*Ck monkeys then Carlos gets an advantage by using the pasata Punch knocking Fuc-A-Duc down and then goes behind Fuc-A-Duc and locks on the Sombraro Crush but
Fuc-A-Duc get to the rope and runs at Carlos who executes the Siesta Slam and goes for the pin 1,2,3 The winner of the match CARLOS

Now the Peoples Champion is up against Chesty Leroux

Chesty Leroux is all ready in the ring waiting for the Rock
If Ya Smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelalalala what the ROCK is COOKIN
what a standing ovation for the Rock as he comes out
and begins to pummel Chesty he throws him into the ropes and hits him with the
ROCK BOTTOM and he signals for the Peoples Elbow (Boing,Boing Shake a bit WHAM) he goes for the pin and a 1, and a 2, and a 3 the winner THE ROCK

Ziplock by Lit comes on and HUGH JANUS emerges and waits in the ring for Biohazard

Biohazard comes out and the 2 go at it Hugh throws Biohazard into the ropes and hits him with a clothesline and begins stamping on Biohazard
If Ya Smeeeeeeeelalalalalalala what the ROCK is COOKIN
whats this its The Rock what the hell is he doing he comes in and nails Hugh Janus with The ROCK BOTTOM
he turns to Biohazard and The ROCK BO....no its reversed by Biohazard and he kicks the ROCK out of the ring
He turns to Hugh ITS MELTDOWN TIME and pix up Hugh and nails him with a chokeslam and goes for the pin
1,2,3
what a fight the winner Biohazard

Now for the Last fight of the Night
Doink W/Dink VS Big BobW/Biohazard

The 4 come out and are facing each other
Surfacing By Slipknot comes on and all4 look at the entrance and out emerges CROSHER with a referees shirt on oh my god this is awfull Doink must be crushed
Well he is now as Crosher Big Bob and Biohazard all go to work on Doink. Dink is trying to help Doink but to no avail
wahh whats this its a GIANT BANANA coming from the sky
Its CARLOS whats this lunatic trying to do. He goes to hit them and falls out the arena and squashes the entire front row what a mess.
Doink has layed out Crosher with the DINKY DOINK but is still getting hammerd Crosher falls out of the Ring in Agony and Biohazards out too and Doink is comming back at BIG BoB and executes the Dinky Doink and goes for the pin
but there is no referee
another ref comes out and begins to count 1,2, kickout and Crosher is back with a Chair he puches the other ref down and strikes Dink with a chair and Spits on Dink Big Bob then Covers but Crosher is not counting he's got a big smile on his face and he nails Big Bob with a Chair Biohazard runs in and Crosher Trys to strike him with a chair but Biohazard grabs it
Wahhhh Crosher runs to the Entrance hall with Biohazard chasing him

Anouncer:This match is a No Contest and is Declared a DRAW

Thats it from us here at CWF Good fight Good Night

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