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Date Posted: 11:39:01 06/22/00 Thu
Author: Owner Crosher
Subject: Results For Thursday Night Fury

(The Fireworks go off at salt lake city for this brilliant CWF event. As the Fireworks fade
The Corperation emerge from the back,The crowd booo)

The Rock: Finaly the Rock Has Come back to Utah,Tonight the Rock faces Crosher my Boss My (pause) Friend.
Many of u think that this belt will come between the corperation but i ure u it will not(The Corp Shake there Heads)

Crosher: Yes and to make sure the real corperate champ stays champ i am personnly gonna throw the fight hahahahahahaha.

(Then the CWF Theme music hits the Speaker and evryone looks at the entrance)

Oh my god its Croshers Wife what the hell is she doing here

Wife: Now all of u came here to see the fight between The Rock and Crosher but it is my unfortunate duty to tell my husband (Crosher gulps) that would be that A new person will fight the Rock tonight.
BIOHAZARD!!!!!!!!
(The Corp shout at her in panic and shake there heads.she walks away and they follow in panic)

Now ladies and gentlemen for the first match
Bacan VS The Lepricon

The 2 are in the ring squaring off The lepricon gets the advantage with a stiff jab to the head of Bacan followd by a body slam.
Bacan gets up and hit the Lepricon with a clothesline sending him over the ropes
1,2,3,4,5,6,7 Lepricon climbs on the ropes and bacan runs towards him but the lepricon hits bacan with a stunner and the Lepricon climbs the ropes Its the End of the Rainbow Wham, pin 1,2,3

The winner The Lepricon

(cut to adverts)

Hello friends dont u think Scott Wilkins is fat i mean wow he is fat now u can get Fat builder sponserd by the fat b*stard that is Scott Wilkins.

(back to CWF)

The second match of the evening is
Fuc-A-Duc VS DJ Hippety Hop

Fad gets to work on DJ with some good punches to the chest and a stiff jab to the nose.
He then stuns Dj with a Brain Buster and the Pin 1,2,kickout by Dj
Dj begins to gain advantage with a neck Breaker followed by a slam but Fuc-A-Duc falls behind and hits Dj with a pump handle slam pin 1,2,3

The Winner Fuc-A-Duc

A first ever victory for Fuc-A-Duc He must be happy about that.Now onto the next match of the evening.

Kane VS Doink & Dink (Handicaped Match.If Kane Loses he leaves the corp)

Kane starts hitting D&D with punches to there heads and is really kicking butt.
Dink runs at kane and receivs a stiff boot to the face making Dink fall then Doink Attacks but Kane counters With a Chokeslam he lifts him up No Dink saved his partner at the last moment.The 2 now go to work on Kane but Kane throws them both off.
Dink gets a chair but the referee is stopping him using it. But whats this Doink hits Kane with a metal bar up his sleeve causing Kane to fall. Dink goes for the pin
1,2,3

The winners Doink and Dink

(the Corp come out to face kane)

Crosher:Kane u failed us your out of the Corperation get lost u loser

(Kane feels insulted and runs after the Corp who run away)

Ladies and Gentlemen sinse Biohazard is to face the Rock tonight for the CWF championship HHH must face Chesty Leroux.

HHH begins pummeling Chesty and kicks him over Chesty is bust open and in trouble.
HHH then hits Chesty with a knee drop and goes for the Pedegree WHAM! he goes for the pin this is no contest for HHH 1,2,3

The Winner HHH

Now the next match is very special its a tag match but this will be Big Bobs last ever match!!!!!!
Hugh Janus & The Executioner VS Carlos & Big Bob

Hugh and Ex are in the ring then a flying Bannana comes from the sky and the song Tequila plays on the Tanoy.
Then to the Delight of the fans Big Bob comes on a tractor and the 4 go at it
Hugh and Carlos are in the ring and hugh starts punching the poo out of Carlos and he hits him with the Superplex then Carlos gets some room with the
pasata punch and tags in BB. BB and Hugh really start on each other and BB gets the advantage with a head to the face of Hugh. He the stops on hugh and begins to do the V-Stomp.
But the Executioner breaks it up the Ref pushes the Ex to his corner while he does this Carlos sets up for the Moonsalt and misses and falls into the crowd again.
I tell ya he would have got it if it wasn't for that bannana Costume.
Meanwhile Hugh gets the Tag to Ex. BB and Ex are going at it and BB trys to punch Ex but he blocks at counters with a headbutt The tall 7"5 figure of EX leans over BB and gets him in the Rack
The ref checks the arm of BB
1,2,No he gets it up BB what a fighter but then Ex hits BB with a Power Bomb and the pin this has to be it 1,2,no again what a fighter he must be immortal
BB finds a second wind and starts attacking EX but again Ex gets advantage and he hits BB with the Piledriver
pin 1,2,3

The winners Executioner & Hugh Janus

Big Bob walks down the ramp and waves to his chearing fans what a great man in sports entertainment. We'll miss u Big Bob we hpe your cousin can bring us as much as u have.Thankyou
(Bill Spunk breaks into tears and his co worker Harry Seaman takes over)

The next match is The CWF title match between
The Rock VS Biohazard

Biohazard is all ready in the ring waiting for The Rock

If Ya Smeeeeeeeeeeelalalalalalalala what the ROCK IS COOKIN
(the crwd boo as the Rock Emerges)

The 2 go at it and Bio gets in front with a slam and a elbow drop he picks the rock up and hits him with a superplex he goes for the pin
1,2 no he kicks out
Bio is in controll of this match when he slams Rock down in the Ring and climes to the top rop and goes for an elbow drop.But MISSES and thee Rock is beggining to punch the hell out of Bio but Bio quikly gets in front again with a quick DDT.
Whos that walking down the aisle Oh No its Crosher
whats he doing here. Bio is still attacking the Rock and Crosher walks up with a Chair but when the ref stops him he throws the CWF Belt into the Ring.
But Bio gets to it First and Nails the Rock.Out of desperation Crosher distracs the Ref.Then Bio walks to them but Crosher then pulls them both over and gets the Chair ready Bio approaches and Crosher swings for him with the chair but misses and Biohazard nails Crosher with the Chokeslam.
The Rock then hits Biohazard with the Belt and signals for the peoples elbow (Boing,Boing shake a bit,Wham)He goes for the pin the ref comes in
1,2,3
The Winner and still Champion The Rock

(Crosher takes the mic)

Crosher:HAHAHA Union thats The Corp 2 the Union 0

HAHAHA

(The Rock and Crosher walk out holding Gold)

Thats it from us here at the studio
Good Fight Good Night.

(Fade to Black)

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