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Date Posted: 17:31:27 05/26/02 Sun
EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! HOT OFF THE PRESS!
*hands you a newspaper* Here friend...Arm yourselves
with knowledge...*the paper reads:
Top Story:
Willow the Vampire Slayer turns vamp herself!
By Reporter Kenelm
Today we recieved information from reliable sources
that Willow the vampire slayer has turned into one of
us herself! She was bitten by Spike, her fiance and
our fellow vamp.
The demon Alaric had put a spell upon her after
almost killing her. The spell was called The 3 Nights
of Hell. In this very complex spell, the recipiant of
the spell must suffer all the deaths of all
who ever have lived and died. In most cases, the
recipiant is dead within minutes. For example, if
someone was shot, you'd suffer their pain. If someone
drowned, you'd feel it. As you can fuess, it must be
intensely painful, although there is a catch: It only
happens when you sleep.
So, in a flurry of kindness, fellow vamp and
healer, Strella Engarde, comes to Willow's rescue.
Strella brings the dead weight that is Willow back to
her apartment and medicates Willow with a strong brew
of caffine and special herbs. Although given special
care and kind attention, the former vampire slayer was
ungrateful and rude. As Strella says "Finally I just
got so fed up that I, this will sound very childish,
but I binked her with a bagel" She says this with a
laugh, and this reporter certainly does not blame her
for bouncing the bagel off of the belligerent bully's
cranium.
So, in a big huff, Willow leaves. She was in a
very depressed mood, accounts Strella. "I thought she
was going to kill herself..." The healer tells us. "
Then I found out that instead of living a pained life,
she was going to become a vamp! At first I was
skaptical, but now I think its alright, she is one of
us now!".
Here at TVN, reporters tried to get interviews with
the now-vamp Willow, although her demon cat, Kirara,
kept shooing us away. So, now, I suppose Willow has
been "vamped"! ( as in the saying,
re-vamped...alright, it was a stretch to be witty,
sorry...)
In Other News:
The Dog Ring has been overturrned by the police. News
is slow, for it is very secretive, not to mention
illegal. If you have any information, please contact
the Cheifs of Police, Gwen and/or Ian.
A new slayer is in town, Walker O'Doone. All this
reporter could find out that she doesn't like vamps,
the tough, and very very Irish...
If your looking for an apartment that is more personal
and friendly, go to Moonlight Herbs and ask for
Strella about it.
Personal Ads? Contact reporter Kenelm and we'll stick
you in!
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