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Date Posted: 13:14:15 06/17/00 Sat
Author: Rosie
Subject: Humour

Confucius Say...

"Man who run behind car get exhausted."

"Man who run in front of car get tired."

"Passionate kiss like spider web - soon lead to
undoing of fly."

"Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone."

"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give
wife upright organ."

"Man who walk through airport turnstile backward
going to Bangkok."

"Man who do business in whore house get jerked
around."

"Baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to
walk."

"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to
it."

"War does not determine who right. War determine
who left."

"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him
in cat house."

"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at
night."

"It take many nail to build crib, but one screw
to fill it."

"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there."

"Man who live in glass house should change in
basement."

"Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up
with solution in hand."

"Man who fish in other man's well, often catch
crabs."

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The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a
headache." "Perfect" her husband said. "I was just in the
bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you!"

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