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Sheera
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Date Posted: 12/12/04 1:39pm
In reply to:
Younger Guderian and the Ohio Players
's message, "Re: Return Key" on 12/11/04 12:54pm
This conversation has yet to offend me:
Avid cat owner and beef-eating lesbian.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it bitch.
Peace
>Never mind. The pointlessness continues.
>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>>just want to keep the longest, most pointless forum
>>>conversation going. who have we not insulted yet?
>>>
>>>>FUCK THAT! IT IS OUTRAGEOUS!! I FUCKING WORK WITH
>>>>RETARDS AND SOME NUBBS! FUCK, IF THERE IS ONE THING
>>>>THE "SPECIAL" NATION DOESN'T TOLERATE IT IS
>>>>INTOLERANCE. BUT THEY DO LOVE TO ATTEMPT TO DANCE!
>IT
>>>>IS SO GREAT WHEN THEY ATTEMPT TP DANCE! HA, HA, HA.
>I
>>>>THINK I'M ABOUT TO QUIT MY JOB.
>>>>>What the fuck!! We all hate the handicapped, have
>>>done
>>>>>for years, get with it loser.
>>>>>
>>>>>>you could have just said that in the start instead
>>>of
>>>>>>all the attitude but its cool because now we know
>>>>that
>>>>>>mark hates the handicapped- which is an outrage!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Its my brother-in-law, you know, just in case
>that
>>>>>>>wasn't got by anyone a few posts ago, he's an
>>actor
>>>>>>>'n' shit, he's going to be in Casualty, which is
>>>the
>>>>>>>England version of ER but a bit less flashy,
>well,
>>>a
>>>>>>>lot less flashy really. And he was also in the
>>>Pizza
>>>>>>>Hut advert
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>yes
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Look, I'm not saying that I'm the authority on
>>>>>>>comedy.
>>>>>>>>> But I am saying that I am the authority on
>>>>>comedy.
>>>>>>>>>That being said, your joke was funny. Also,
>not
>>>>>>>>>enough comedians explain their jokes anymore.
>>>>It's
>>>>>>>so
>>>>>>>>>hard to really get a joke these days. Are you
>>>>with
>>>>>>>me
>>>>>>>>>fellas?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I am never doing stand up again.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Although I thought of a good joke. I was
>>>talking
>>>>>>to
>>>>>>>>>>someone about how infrequently I get laid, and
>>I
>>>>>>>said
>>>>>>>>>>something like "when I finally do pull my
>>>'lucky'
>>>>>>>>>>condom out of my wallet and open it, I'll
>>notice
>>>>>it
>>>>>>>>>>says 'proudly manufactured in the 13
>>colonies'".
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>See, because like it's been a long time since
>>>>>there
>>>>>>>>>>were 13 colonies, and so like that means it's
>>>>been
>>>>>>a
>>>>>>>>>>long time since I got laid. So, yeah,
>hahahah.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I don't think anyone but Sean would even
>>attempt
>>>>>to
>>>>>>>>>>like that joke.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>speaking of hating the retarded, what's up
>>with
>>>>>>the
>>>>>>>>>>>next stand up act?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>No, thanks for the ADVERT. The ADVERT is
>>>>>great.
>>>>>>>I
>>>>>>>>>>>>love that ad-VERT-is-mint.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>I just don't like the fighting. Especially
>>>>>>around
>>>>>>>>>>>>Christmas. I try not to say insensitive
>>>things
>>>>>>>>>>around
>>>>>>>>>>>>this time of year.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Except that I hate handicapped people and
>the
>>>>>>>>>>>retarded.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hey you started it with all your moaning
>and
>>>>>>>>>>>whingeing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>"I want to see the Forgetful Man advert,
>why
>>>>>>>can't
>>>>>>>>>I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>see the Forgetful Man advert, Eleanor, I'll
>>>do
>>>>>>>>>>>>>anything if you get me the Forgetful Man
>>>>>advert,
>>>>>>>>>can
>>>>>>>>>>>>>you get me the Forgetful Man advert" and on
>>>>and
>>>>>>>on
>>>>>>>>>>>and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>on .....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fuck. Fuck this is getting DANGEROUS.
>>>>>>EVERYONE
>>>>>>>>>>>JUST
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>STEP OFF.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Just mind your own business
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The part where he said, "Eleanor's
>>sisters
>>>>>>>>>>husband
>>>>>>>>>>>>>is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the best sisters husband in the world."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>what don't you understand fuckwit?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Huh? I tried so hard to get that but
>>>>huh?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Eleanor's sisters husband is the best
>>>>>>>>sisters
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>husband
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in the world.
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