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Subject: Women


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mortalic
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Date Posted: 14:04:17 03/03/02 Sun

Most Women are overrated, Especially on a starship. Granted, they can provide some relaxation, but not usually without have to listen to their high pitched bantering. So as I am new, here is what I am bringing aboard.

10 Years subscriptions worth of numerous porno magazines.
3 terrabytes of medium quality porno movies.
Now with this on board, I move we deep space all onboard women that are capable of speech. And remove the voice box of any that aren't, just in case. I say deep space the ones that can speak, if only to make us feel better about the damage they have already caused.
Now with that cleared up, My name is Mortalic, I'm here to take care of electronic issues on this ship, and possibly do a little peace keeping. My shuttle arived early this morning, and I plan to be here for a while. Now if you excuse me, I have some unpacking to do, and some...other..busines. Right.

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Re: Womenvincent15:07:05 03/03/02 Sun
Re: Womendraven17:37:32 03/03/02 Sun
Re: WomenCpt. Mantoc01:24:33 03/04/02 Mon


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