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Subject: From The Captain

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Cpt. Mantoc

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Date Posted: 17:15:27 03/02/02 Sat

First let me say that I give the Captain's award for original song to smurfisgoodfood !! All together now, JERICHO SUCKS !!! Smurf is now our ships engineer :) So things have been getting out of hand I see, well let me just inform a few people of a few thngs :) Although I told you a lot about the ship I did not tell you everything. The version A explorer has many features for a captain to keep his crew in line. To name one, a personal molecular de-organizer !! Hehehehe !! First you have two arms then you have three, then you have none :) SO don't mess with me. Only I can operate it because these features are synched only to me :) That's just one, I have more ! As for 2 green houses...1,200 feet...NO...you get 600 feet for one only !! The organisms that were realeased into the ship have been obliterated ! Sorry, my nanobots don't like compitition ! They destroyed them and the virus that kills intruders, because that's their job ! Further more the only Princess deck on "MY" ship is in Jerichos quarters ! With the exception of Lexx's chastity belt I turn all the others into vibrators of wich I have sole control. That way the ho's writhe in sweet extassy on my command. They can be removed by anyone, at any time, as long as they put them back on when they are done ! Den of iniquity...Mmmmm...all I can say is it better not get to far out of hand, I'm watching, and as for the pot. Well it's cool with me, but if anyone on the ship wants to put a bullet in your head just because, that's fine by me. That's just the chance you take being a pot user on my ship !! So I hope that clears a few things up my little lackies, see you later :)

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Re: From The Captain	Cpt. Mantoc	17:26:42 03/02/02 Sat