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Date Posted: 20:22:12 03/11/02 Mon
Author: STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
Subject: AUSTIN IS AT THE BAR

THERES AUSTIN! AUSTIN IS AT THE BAR DRINKING A BEER.
STONE COLD] HEY! GIVE ME A FUCKING BEER, CAUSE IM THIRSTY.
BAR MAN] OK, BE RIGHT THERE.
STONE COLD] THANKS.
BAR MAN] WELCOME.SO WHERE U FROM.
STONE COLD] IM FROM THE EWW. MY HOME TOWN IS IN VICTORIA TEXAS.I WOULD LIKE MORE BEER PLEASE.
BAR MAN] SURE!
MAN] HEY BITCH. THIS IS OUR SPOT, SO MOVE UR ASS OUT OF THE
WAY.
STONE COLD] THIS IS WHERE I SIT. Y DONT U TAKE UR ASS AND SIT SOME WHERE ELSE, OR ELSE.....
MAN] OR ELSE WHAT?
STONE COLD] WHIPPING UR ASS.
BAR MAN] WOULD U LIKE SOME MORE BEER SIR?
STONE COLD]NO, IM GOING TO LEAVE SO THIS SON OF A BITCH CAN SIT RIGHT HERE. HERE U SPOT BITCH.
MAN] THANKS AND BETTER GET UR ASS OUT OF HERE.
WELL, AUSTIN IS LEAVING THE BAR.
STONE COLD] LET ME TELL U SOMETHING U BITCH.
MAN]WHAT IS IT?
STONE COLD] WHIPPING UR ASS.
MAN] WHIPPING MY ASS, WHAT DO U MEAN BY THAT?
STONE COLD] ULL SEE WHAT I MEAN/
AUSTIN IS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF THE MAN.NOW THE MAN IS BUSTED OPEN. WAIT A MINUTE WHAT IS AUSTIN THINKING.WHERE IS AUSTIN TAKING THIS MAN TO. AUSTIN IS TAKING THIS MAN OUT SIDE THE TO THE PARKING LOT.AUSTIN IS GOING TO FAR. NOW WHAT IS HE DOING? HES GETTING THE STEEL CHAIR AND HE JUST BUST THE MAN WITH THE CHAIR, AND THE MAN R BUSTED OPEN BY AUSTIN!
STONE COLD] IF U LIKE WHAT I DID TO THIS SON OF A BITCH, GIVE ME A HELL YEAH.
FAN] HELL YEAH!
STONE COLD] STUPID FUCKING SON OF A BITCH, LIGHTS OUT.
WAIT A MINUTE, THERES A SIREN SOUNDS COMING THROUGH. ITS THE COPS.
OFFICERS] WHAT HAPPEN>
STONE COLD] NOTHING.
MAN] WHAT DO U MEAN NOTHING? DONT TRUST HIM OFFICERS.
OFFICERS]Y NOT?
MAN] HE JUST BEAT ME UP INSIDE THE BAR, THEN HE GRAB ME OUT HERE AND BEAT ME UP MORE THEN HE GRAB A STEEL CHAIR FROM HIS TRUCK AND HIT ME WITH IT.
OFFICERS] Y DID U DO THAT?
STONE COLD] THAT SON OF A BITCH SAID THAT I TOOK HIS SPOT IN THE BAR WHEN I WAS JUST DRINKING SOME FUCKING BEER.THE I LIKE LET HIM HAVE IT, THEN I CHANGE MY MINE AND WHIPPING THAT SON OF A BITCH ON HIS LITTLE ASS/
OFFICERS] ALRIGHT, PUT UR HAND ON THE TOP OF UR HEAD.
STONE COLD] Y?
OFFICERS] U R UNDER ARREST. DO U UNDERSTAND?
STONE COLD] YEAH. THIS THURSDAY I HAVE A MATCH.
OFFICERS] FOR REAL?
STONE COLD] YEAH AND IM NOT KIDDING, IF U ARREST ME, HOW LONG M I GOING TO BE RELEASE?
OFFICERS] COUPLE OF DAYS, WE'LL RELEASE U BEFORE U HAVE A MATCH THIS THURSDAY.
AUSTIN HAS BEEN ARRESTED. WHAT GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT WHEN AUSTIN'S PARNER THE ROCK FINDS OUT THAT AUSTIN HAS BEEN ARRESTED?

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