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Date Posted: 15:57:45 05/08/02 Wed
Author: Papa Joe
Subject: Everyone read...


(Everyone in the arena are mumbling expecting it to be another day when Fang and Rowdy Night argue over being the best. Then they get inturpted by the lights going out. When they come back on Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down hits for the fans to go silent out of confusion. Finally a man walks out standing 6'6" and weighing in at 282lbs! He has long blonde hair and is carrying a mic that says "Papa Joe" in one hand, and in the other a 20 ounce bottle of pepsi. Over one shoulder sits the JWF Tag Team Title, and over the other the JWF Light-Heavyweight Title. The man no one has ever seen before walks into the ring, and paces back and forth. He then eventually opens his pepsi and chuggs it down. The man goes back to paceing and finally raises the mic to his lips to say...)

Papa Joe: For those of you who don't know who I am, I am Papa Joe! the CEO and founder of JWF! You see I herd about this 101 Man Royal Rumble and decided to enter it at TWF. Then I hear of this fed called NWF, so I thought I might check it out. Now that I am here I want to let everyone know that I am here for two reasons. I want to be the Tag Team Champion, and the World Champion! So i am going to ask if there is anyone who would like to team up with a veteran of wrestling. I am a 11 Time Tag Team Champion in multiple feds. Such as JWF, Mikefed1, and XWF! Now I may be the Light-Heavyweight Champion, but I want, and can become the World Champion. So all I ask is you give me a shot.So now that I got all that out of the way, I can talk about something else! I can talk about Fang. You see, i see potential in him and I would like to team up with him. I bet if we were to team together we would take this place by storm! On our first tag title shot we would win! I mean I have never lost a tag team title shot yet! In any federation I have been in I have won the tag team title shots. I guess I am a good tag team partner. Finally I would like to get one more thing out of the way. I am looking for a manager, maybe even a girlfriend. So if there is a girl out there that would like to get to know a CEO/Veteran of wrestling, then get ajold of me...

(Kyryptonite hits again and Papa Joe finishes chugging his bottle of pepsi down. He then climbs out of the ring and walks into the back. He then walks down the hall and walks into his dressing room where someone is standing there waiting to talk to him...)

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