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Date Posted: 15:56:07 06/25/14 Wed
Author: Reginald Kack
Subject: Re: St. Louis Show rockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkked!!!!
In reply to: Günther Kock 's message, "Re: St. Louis Show rockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkked!!!!" on 15:49:21 06/25/14 Wed

I see another has wandered over to the best facking 3DD forum to share in the memories of that facking amazing night, a night when a very special lead singer shook hands with my colon and continued shaking on up until his hand was waving at himself from my mouth! It was facking gross and facking tender and facking amazing and I can't facking believe I didn't take him up to visit Poundtown with him and the lead singer of Breaking Badjamin. I couldn't, you see, because I wanted that BB bastard all to my lonesome. We locked eyes and, before we knew it, I was waving to myself from the comfort and security of his mouth. It was so facking gross and amazing that I'm still coughing up his arm hair. Facking hell.

The highlight of the night was when the lead guitarist from Staind showed me a little parlor trick called "Sticking The Hickory Up The Ol' Cornpipe" and, let's just say, I've slurred my speech ever since. It was amazon rain fack! So gross and yet so wondrous. The other highlight of the night was when my left hand held nothing but drummers, my right hand nothing but bassists, my mouth nothing but lead singers and that ol' cornpipe the rest of the crew. I was fuller than an obese bitch on Reward Day! OH SHAT! O FACK! O fack. Fack. Fack indeed.

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