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Subject: Secrets of the LMBP


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Ghost of Mary Whitehouse
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Date Posted: 08:50:49 05/26/02 Sun
In reply to: Frilly Bigmouth 's message, "Re: Are you offering me a job?" on 02:33:30 05/26/02 Sun

Oh my. Do give me a moment to collect myself, because I'm afriad I'm practically leaking ectoplasm in horror. ooh, that's better. Right, I visited the LMBP and peered around their bedrooms, and I can honestly say that I've never come across a more degenerate bunch of loose-moralled ne'er-do-wells in my life! I mean, in my entire existence! That Cobalt Kid has leaflets about man-sheep love in his room, and I found a sheepskin fleece which was rather sticky too. Lardlad seems to have a large collection of magazines which have explicit photographs of naked young ladies! I found similar magazines featuring young men in Lash's bedroom, but then I remembered my husband had a similar collection and he always used to say they were to inspire him to keep fit. I can't begin to describe some of the other things found, but I've never seen such awful things before. What kind of people are they?
Anyway, that was all I could stand for one visit. I suppose I could go back at night, to make sure they're all fast asleep after having cocoa and saying their prayers. Would that be useful?

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Re: Secrets of the LMBPChief Posts Without Pants09:18:37 05/26/02 Sun
Re: Secrets of the LMBPDr. Laura10:50:32 05/26/02 Sun
Re: Secrets of the LMBPFrilly Bigmouth00:02:44 05/27/02 Mon


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