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Subject: Tip Off


Author:
Andrew Demetriou
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Date Posted: 10:24:25 06/18/05 Sat

Dea Sussex Swans,

I am acting on a tip off that you have Jason Akermanis on your books. I understand, from numerous sources, that he operates under the name of Mark Pratt while playing for the Sussex Swans. This must cease & desist, otherwise we will have no other alternative but to impose 1) a salary cap on your club 2) a ban on Mark, errrr, I mean Jason, from bleaching his hair platinum blonde. Platinum blonde & Australian Rules Football don't mix, full stop.

A speedy response would be very much appreciated.

Regards,
AFL Salary Cap Board

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