| Subject: Your Joke Wasnt Funny |
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The nWo
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Date Posted: 12:44:22 03/06/02 Wed
(The scene opens in the Gund Arena. We are shown a clip of Enigma and Shorty coming out to the arena and making fun of the nWo. We then see Enigma and Shorty getting hit in an ambulance by a milk truck. After the short promo ends, we are shown Hall and Nash backstage watching their monitor. The two men take a look at each other and then stand up. They begin making their way to ringside backstage when they see two jobbers laughing at them from the clip that was just shown. Hall and Nash stop and walk towards the two men. The laughing quickly ends.)
Nash: Were you two laughing about something?
Man #1: Ummm no. He just said something funny.
Hall: IS that true?
Man #2: Uhh yeah. I was telling this joke about this married man who (cut off).
Nash: Shut up. We know what you two were laughing about. But now we have a joke of our own that you two get to take part in.
Hall: Yeah. Follow us.
(Hall and Hash make their way back up the hallway that they came from. They walk up to Enigma and Shorty's locker room and stop in front of it. Nash kicks the door open, and no one is inside. They are either hiding like the bitches they are, or making love in the shower. The only thing in the locker room is the Enigma and Shorty's wrestling gear.)
Nash: You two put their gear on.
Man #1: Why!?!?
Hall: Because he said to motherfucker. Now do it.
(The two men start to undress and put on Enigma and Shortys attire. One of the wreslters stop and starts to dry heave.)
Nash: Whats wrong with you?
Man #2: He has poop stains in his pants!
(Man #2 shows the tights to Hall and Nash.)
Hall: Hey man thats gross! Wear something else then!
(Man #2 finds some other pants to wrestle in. They get in the wreslting attire.)
Man #1: Now what?
Nash: Follow us.
(Hall and Nash then make their way to the entrance to the arena. They stop infront of the curtain.)
Nash: You two like a good joke, well here is one. You are going to be fighting me and Hall tonight.
Man #2: Ummm we have already wreslted in a match tonight.
Hall: Well you get another one.
Man #1: I dont think Ty would like this.
Nash: Fuck Ty. We are the nWo. We dont take orders from him.
(Nash then walks up to the crew table. He tells them whats going on, and when to cue up their music.)
Nash: Ok you will be going out in 15 seconds. They are going to announce you as Enigma and Shorty. Go out there and play the two men as well as you can.
Man #1: It shouldnt be too hard to act like the first gay tag team in wrestling history.
Man #2: We can pull it off to a tee.
Hall: Good, dont fuck up and we may take it easy on you.
(Suddenly "Flock of Seagules starts playing. Enigma and Shorty's name is announced and the two men come out. They stand in the ring, and obviously look scared, because they know a beating is coming to them.)
(The familiar wolf howl is heard and then the nWo Wolfpac theme starts up. Red smoke rises from the stage and red lights light up the arena. The nWo steps out from the curtain and makes their way through the smoke. The fans let out a roar as the nWo makes their way down the isle. The two men in the ring almost look like the real Enigma and Shorty making the fans think a huge match is about to take place. Hall and Nash reach ringside and do their familiar ring entrances and step in the ring. The referee rings the bell and the bell the match is ready to start.)
*********************THE MATCH**********************
(Hall gets in the ring first and fake Enigma decides to get in. The two pace around the ring waiting for a lock up. As Enigma goes in, Hall throws a toothpick right at him nailing him right in the eye. The fake Enigma grows stunned and falls into the ropes holding his eye. Hall moves right in on the attack and delivers a few haymaker punches to his face. Fake Enigma falls to one knee. Hall picks him up and throws him in the ropes, Fake Enigma bounces off the ropes and goes for a flying body cross, but Hall catches it and shows off to the fans by holding him. He then delivers the famous fallaway slam. Hall then goes for the pin, but Enigma kicks out at two. Hall then stands up and picks fake Enigma up as well. Hall punches fake Enigma a few more times, and then backs him up in a corner. Hall then delivers a few knife edge chops to his chest. He then sets fake Enigma up and superplexes him off the top rope. Hall tags Nash in, and Nash gets in a picks fake Enigma up and signals for The Jackife Powerbomb. He picks him up and drops him with a sickening thud. Fake Shorty then comes in, but is met with a huge boot to the face. Hall then gets in the ring and stomps Fake Shorty. He then picks him up and signals for The Outsiders Edge. He drops Fake Shorty on the mat with the devastating move. Hall and Nash both go for the double pin and get the 3.)
The Wolfpac's music starts up again and Hall and Nash get a mic from the ringstaff.)
Nash: Cut the music. You know Enigma and Shorty have been running around the CWA talking alot of shit about how they are better than us, and how they can beat our ass. Tonight we just a little message that we are not to be taken as a joke. Shorty, Enigma put yourselves in these men's shoes. What are you going to do when you get in the ring with us? You certainly wont be able to beat us. Are you going to tell us jokes all night until we fall over, and you try to get a cheap pin on us?
Hall: Hey yo. Enigma, Shorty. You two are going to find out first hand that me and Kev arent pushovers. You want to have a little joke on us? Well thats cool, but when you step in the ring with u this Saturday the joke is on you. The whole world is going to see the nWo make you look like their bitches. And you are going to find out that me and Kev are oozing with machismo chico.
Nash: Shorty, Enigma everyone knows that when you fuck with the nWo, its like commiting career suicide. You just dont win. I mean look at J2H. He sure as hell isnt the same. Going around acting like he is The Rock. But maybe after we beat your ass, it will knock some sense in your head and you will realize that you might as well pull that trigger of the gun in your mouth.
Hall: Now that would be just too sweeeeeet!
(Nash and Hall then drop the mics. The nWo's music starts up again and they make their way back to the backstage area. The two fake wreslters still lay in the ring uncoscious.)
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