| Subject: And Thats The Bottom Line |
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Date Posted: 09:49:45 03/07/02 Thu
(Hardcore J2H is walking back down the concrete hallway towards his lockerroom. He has just rockbottomed Amber and is confident that his message got through. He is mentally preparing for his upcoming matchup on saturday against Laura when his cell phone rings. He takes it out of his pocket and looks at the caller ID, it shows the caller to be his best friend the Sex Pistol Alex Stone.}
J2H-"This is the hot one."
Alex-"What the fuck was that?"
J2H-"What do you mean, all i did was answer my phone."
Alex-"You know what im talking about. I watched you on tv, stealing all the Rock's catchprhases, and then rockbottoming..."
J2H-"You mean HOTbottoming."
Alex-"Whatever, I thought you killed her. What the hell has gotten into you."
J2H-"Im not understanding what you're talking about."
Alex-'YOU'RE NOT THE ROCK!"
J2H-"I never claimed to be."
Alex-"Then why are you acting like him and stealing his catchphrases."
J2H-"Im not."
Alex-"Bullshit, i just watched you use every single catchprhase the rock has used in the past two years. Then you used his signature move on Amber. You couldnt have acted anymore like the rock if you wanted to."
J2H-"Alex I cant help it that we are both considered the people's champ."
Alex-"No one has ever considered you the People's champ."
J2H-"Have you been living under a rock? Get it, under a rock!"
{J2H begins laughing uncontrollably, he is bent over in the hallway laughing when a cwa employee walks by. J2H grabs them by the waist with one hand and looks up at them with tears streaming down his face."
J2H-"Under a rock!"
{And continues laughing like its the funniest thing he has ever heard. J2H Sits down with his back against the cold concrete wall, he picks up the cell phone that he dropped and puts it to his ear.}
J2H-"Oh, man that was good. But seriously, even when i was in acw people were calling me 'their champion.' If you dont like it you talk to the people, this is beyond my control."
{With that he hangs up his cell phone and sticks it back into this pants pocket. He stands up and dusts off his pants. He makes his way to the lockerroom with the Brahma Bull logo and the letters THE J2H on it. He opens it up and goes inside. J2H walks over to the desk that has been provided to him and opens up his labtop computer that is sitting there. He Connects to the internet and checks his email. he has eight new messages with one of them being from Mr. Synnerster.}
J2H-"Wonder what he wants."
{J2H points the mouse up to Synnerster's name and clicks to read what he was sent.)
Synnersters Email-"Hey bro, i just wanted to invite you to join me on the Austin Stevensen Show
J2H-"WHAT"
Email-"Im going to be back on there next week and i want you to come and chill with me. Hit Me Back and remember, two fingers to the side kid. Peace"
J2H-"I'll be a monkey's uncle."
{J2H clicks on the respond button and begins to write Synnerster an email of his own.}
J2H's Email-"Wazzzup dawg. You know im just chillin, like a villian, named bob dylan, i aint killin, gas tank be fillin, if i was sick i'd be illin.....word. Thanks for the invite but im not too sure if i can make it or not. So as of right now, Maybe. It sounds tight nah mean. But i'll have to get back with you. Oh shit, i gotsta bounce, its one-tweezy. Holla. J2H"
{J2H clicks the send button and then closes his laptop down. and with that the scene fades to white}
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