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Date Posted: 05:35:41 05/13/24 Mon
Author: Rateye
Subject: The " NIPPADOO " Joke NSFW --- worse than The Aristocrats joke

OK OK Ya'll talked me in to it. The "Nippadoo Joke" The joke that made the church blush and Africa scream. Try to miss me when I get kicked off the site.
---Once upon a time back around 1900 the Pope hears word that there are a tribe of
of cannibals way up the Congo that have never heard THE WORD, So he tells the cardinal in charge of missionaries to send the toughest Jesuits he has to convert these heathens before the Episcopalians or Mormons do. So the Cardinal picks Father Clancy and Father Nippa to be the missionaries. So here the good fathers go , up the Congo on the African Queen, Heart Of Darkness kind of deal. They travel for two weeks and transfer to a canoe for another two weeks and finally come to this village with nothing but naked savages and grass huts. A village full of dinghy fever, sleeping sickness and malaria. They go to meet the chief and he says white men trespass on sacred soil if white men want to preach one must bonga my daughter.
Now bonga meant phuck. So in order to preach Father Nippa drew the short straw and ended up banging the chief's daughter. OK so two years go by and father Nippa receives word by canoe to come home on leave because his sainted mother was very sick and may not make it. So he l,eaves and old Clancy is alone and the chief tells him you must bonga daughter or we feed you to crocodiles. Now Clancy gets in the room /hut with her.she's naked and fat, stinky because she bathes in water buffalo pizz. Miracle of miracles Clancy gets a boner and nails the chiefs daughter.Did I say she was really fat ?. So Clancy asks " Well my child, how was that ?? and she says " Bwana Clancy can I ax you a question ?" Clancy say " Sure." She says " How come you
fux me but don't eats my puddy ?" " NIPPADOO !!!!!!!

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